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Kelsey

Is your head an extremity?

About Me

I like to laugh so hard I am crying and rolling on the floor because I cant breath and I pee my pants just a little. I also like to argue politics while intoxicated. I dont like the vast majority of cereals, although I do like to eat cereal for breakfast. I like to take ridiculously hot showers that make my skin turn bright red, and right now I dont have time for you because I am attending school full time for massage therapy, as well as working full time.

My Interests

dance, reading, eating, discovery and history channel documentaries, art, going really really slowly through museums, wilderness camping, being outdoors, swimming, getting dirty and then getting clean again, getting dirty and staying dirty for days and days, learning, sushi (both making and eating), meeting up with old friends and remembering why I liked them in the first place, meeting new people and realizing I like them, flying but not airports except when everything goes really smoothly and on time, stories, sailing, being busy

I'd like to meet:

Non-American people while I am not in America.

Music:

aquabats, alkaline trio, alanis morisette, belle and sebastian, the beatles, the benjamins, ben harper, ben kweller, billy joel, blackeyed peas, bright eyes, cake, coldplay, course of nature, damien rice, dashboard confessional, duran duran, ebony eyes, electric six, elliot smith, eminem, enrique iglasias, franz ferdinand, the get up kids, gorillaz, grandaddy, green day, hanne huckleburg, the happy cracker, har mar superstar, incubus, interpol, jack johnson, jem, jimmy eat world, joss stone, the juliana theory, kanye west, kelis, the killers, ludacris, martha wainwright, mighty blue kings, miles davis, missy elliot, modest mouse, mxpx, nada surf, nelly, nelly furtado, new found glory, nirvana, no doubt, norah jones, the offspring, spoon, outcast, peaches, p diddy, pink martini, the postal service, presidents of the united states of america, pussycat dolls, r kelly, red hot chilie peppers, rufus wainwright, savage garden, saves the day, sean paul, shakira, soul coughing, the starting line, steve miller band, the streets, string cheese incident, sublime, sugarcult, tantric, tegan and sara, they might be giants, thursday, timo maas, tom petty (and the heartbreakers), pretty girls make graves, death cab for cutie, weezer, the white stripes, yeah yeah yeahs

Movies:

Mel Gibson's Apocolypto is aweful!

Television:

heros, that 70s show, scrubs, dharma and greg, discovery channel, national geographic, history channel, and of course guilty pleasure shows like; elimidate, the girls next door, bridezillas, extreme makeover

Books:

I read all the time and enjoy all kind of books. These are just a couple that stuck in my head: "The Architecture and Design of the Human Body, The Marvel of the Human Body Revealed" By Alexander Tsiaras text by Barry Werth, "Cunt" by Inga Muscio

Heroes:

martha graham, judith jamison, my mom

My Blog

My birthday

Just might have been the funnest birthday yet! Thanks to all you fine folks who came and celebrated with me, you are all super awesome and I love the pants off you! It started early, Julie and I went...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:26:00 PST

Almost done!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the end is in sight!!! Thats right, my last day of work will be friday, June 8th. A mere 4 weeks away!! I turn in my resignation letter tomorrow! (I turned in my resignation let...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

I should be studying

You Are Impressionism You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways. You tend to focus on color and movement in art. For you, seeing the big pi...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

Green Bay

I had so much fun partying in Green Bay last night that I had to post a blog about it. I should be studying, I have a midterm tomorrow and I havent studied half as much as I should have. But I neede...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

extension of the last entry

I should have waited a day to post the last blog, because it should have included last night. Dan and Michaels parents had a party in milwaukee last night that they were hired to throw for some compa...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

a couple recent stories

I finally ordered a massage table, and its already due to be delivered on the 15th! That means everyone who wants me to do some practicing on them better start getting in line. I am very excited about...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST

The result of me being home alone all day

1. Do you know where your dad is right now?With Grandpa in NC, I just talked to them on the phone 2. Last time you kissed someone?I dont know, lately I have been working and sleeping a lot more the...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:54:00 PST

My Grandpa

My grandpa is in the hospital right now, and I guess he's not doing too well. I dont know exactly what is wrong with him, but I know he having some serious heart and blood sugar problems. My dad said ...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

Remember remember the 5th of Novemeber

I watched "V for Vendetta" for the first time today, and afterwards realized that it is November 5th. If you havent seen that movie, watch it so that you know what I'm talking about. "There are no c...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

when will I poop?

Dan just came in my room and seriously begged me to go poop. He said he would get down on his knees if he had to. I laughed harder then I have in a long time. Earlier we both headed for the bathroom ...
Posted by Helpy Kelpy on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST