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The Mayor of Birthdaytown

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About Me



I like old-fashioned fun:

My Interests

[alphabetization], baking, bangin' taquerias, batting cages, bicycles, bloopers, brodowns, buffet-style dining, building things, calypso records, coffee tea and cola drinks, cooking, crossword puzzles, dancing, dubious scholarship, eating less meat and dairy, engaging in nerdery, film, grapefruit juice, grocery stores, kayaks, growing my own food, gum, miniature golf, pie, pinball, pizza parties, practicing extreme thrift, roller derby, root beer floats, soul music, super-8 and other small-format film, tight pants, toothpicks, Trader Joe's, Trojan box sets

I'd like to meet:

ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "Context and memory play powerful roles in all the truly great meals in one's life. I mean, let's face it: When you're eating simple barbeque under a palm tree, and you feel sand between your toes, samba music is playing softly in the background, waves are lapping at the shore a few yards off, a gentle breeze is cooling the sweat on the back of your neck at the hairline, and looking across the table, past the column of empty Red Stripes at the dreamy expression on your companion's face, and you realize that in half an hour you're probably going to be having sex on clean white hotel sheets, that grilled chicken leg suddenly tastes a hell of a lot better."
Or Alton Brown, Henry Rollins, Tom Arnold, or John Hodgman.

Music:

Junior Boys
The Goodnight Loving
Peter Bjorn & John
The Fiery Furnaces
GENERALLY SPEAKING:
reggae soul calypso, rockandroll

Movies:

Last Ten: Eragon, Sleepaway Camp, Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix, Everything Is Illuminated, Ladybugs, A Prairie Home Companion, Six String Samurai, Let's Go To Prison, Tears of The Black Tiger, 2 Days In Paris
Faves: Jim Jarmusch, Todd Solondz, Guy Maddin, Tarantino, Scorcese, Claire Denis, "Brick", "Project Grizzly", documentaries, westerns, French New Wave, impenetrable art films

Television:

30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Feasting On Asphalt, Flight of the Conchords, Good Eats, The Office(US and UK), Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Tavis Smiley, Tom Goes To The Mayor

Books:

RECENTLY:
"Skinny Dip" by carl Hiaason
"The First Third" by Neal Cassady
"Fragile Things" by Neil Gaiman
"Songbook" by Nick Hornby
"Dead Souls" by Nikolai Gogol

My Blog

recent likes

+   side 2 of "Black Market Clash" +   The Budos Band +   The Chain, live +   The $5 "Bucket of Love"(hush puppies, okra, tater tots, cheese curds),  pre-6pm...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

I made these pool tables look GOOD.

Here's some photos for another catalogue photo shoot I recently did, this time for Brunswick pool tables.  More sets that I built!...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

My Rad Summer, Part 1: Pitchfork

Pitchfork Music FestivalFri-Sat-Sun, July 13-14-15Chicago, ILSo much music.  Nathaniel and I went down together.  Got as far as Racine before I realized that I had forgotten my tickets at ho...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:20:00 PST

Celebrity News Omnipresence Frustration

Seriously, why do I even know Eva Longoria's fucking name?...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:49:00 PST

Ukelele and acappella musicians are humorous

While investigating the internet today, I found the following:Banana Boat, an acappella group from Poland who mostly sing sea shanties and only in Polish.  Fascinating! http://profile.myspace.com...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

Workin' In A Coal Mine

Hey, jerks.  I've been spending a goodly chunk of my time lately toiling at my sweet new job, building sets at a photography studio for big catalogue shoots.  Long hours but I love the work....
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Collected Ephemera

The Last 50 Sent Messages on My Cell Phone, listed in chronological order50)   Black Lips are where its at49)   Girl let me luv u46-48)   Courtesy boner: fact or fiction...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:36:00 PST

IN LOVE AGAIN

...this time, with the new Lily Allen album, Alright, Still.I like this record so much.  I like it the way I liked coffee when I first started drinking it.  (Which is to say, I've been consu...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST

Tunes

Here's some of the best musics from 2006 that I am able to remember right now.Man Man - Six-Demon Bag[album title a Big Trouble In Little China reference!]The King Khan + BBQ Show - What's For Dinner?...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST

a thought at midnight

"Decadence appeals only to assholes."    I read that somewhere...
Posted by The Mayor of Birthdaytown on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST