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(jerk store)

About Me

i write things during the day and do dog rescue in my free time.
this is animal testing.

if you don't like it, don't buy from these companies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

vegans
activists
hikers
otters in love

My Blog

best title of a youtube video in the history of al gore’s internet

 Guppy fish giving birth while taking a shit, eats the babies
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:47:00 GMT

shopping!!!

so, i was just cleaning out this drawer i have.  it's packed full of ticket stubs and slips of paper that contain the titles of books i heard about and would like to (but probably won't) read.som...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:04:00 GMT

aint no sunshine when shes gone

puppy updates!Savannah (now aka "Sophie")Just thought you might like an update on sweet, sweet Sophie. When I took her tothe vet to get established and for a "general once-over," she was pronounced v...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:50:00 GMT

dear jerks/lames that missed the dells trip,

though this is but a glimpse at what you missed, i hope it's enough to make you feel remorse and deep regret.love, meif you were wondering, yes - that is a baby stroller full of whiskey bottles.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:10:00 GMT

fun with misspelling

today i tried googling "milwaukee public market" to see how late that place is open, but forgot to type that oh-so-important "l" in public. true, i did not receive the results i expected, but ended up...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:58:00 GMT

dells debauchery, part II

yes!we're going to the dells again, dec 1 - 2.i'm talking robot world, old timey photo, waterpark hotel, blah blah blah.consider yourself warned/invited, in case i forget to tell you in real life.do c...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:03:00 GMT

i hate babies so much that...

today i lied about knowing someone that just had a baby because i got nervous that i would have to sign a congratulatory card that i didn't believe in.  (this probably sounds pretty awful, but in...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:28:00 GMT

i've got a fever, and the only thing that can cure it is more baseball

this is more for anyone that went so they can steal whatever pictures they want and i don't have to send several emailz.  but please, feel free to continue and see what you missed:it all began in...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 16:30:00 GMT

name that dog

so, i'm a foster mom for dogs now and i got my first dog sunday:she's super sweet and really really shy.  at the kennel in kentucky, they called her "foxy" (please note her fox-like appearance).&...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 16:47:00 GMT

two men and a wiper blade

man 1: my dad offered to fix some minor junk on my car tonight, the least of which included windshield wiper blade replacement.  i've never changed them on this car, and i was told that although ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:18:00 GMT