Snap judgements, sarcasm, video games, skiing, tennis, sailing, LCD humor, other people, debates, puns, travelling, bad spelling, reading anything, making up lifestories for people i don't know (it could happen to you), biology, poetry, play doh (the godiva of the toybox)
Anyone that plays DoD Avalanche.
The McGurglies, Swollen Members, Leonard Cohen, The Shins, Butthole Surfers, Wagner, Postal Service, Manu Chao, Elliot Smith, Nada Surf, Phoenix, Foo Fighters, Paul Simon, Grandaddy, Coldplay, Magnetic Fields, The Killers, Beck, Snow Patrol, Tribe Called Quest, Kanye West, The Smiths, Tom Waits, Neutral Milk Hotel, Johnny Cash, Apples in Stereo, GnR,
Mind the Gap, Beau Travail, The Triplets of Bellevue, The Magnificant Seven, Memento, The Usual Suspects, Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, Takashi Miike films, X, American History X, Helsing (the anime), Evangelion, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 8 1/2, Goonies, The Emperor's New Groove, Cool Hand Luke, Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, Swingers, Dumb and Dumber, House of Flying Daggers, Clerks, Wild Strawberries, Pirates of the Carribean, Ray, anything with a young Paul Newman, Kung Fu Hustle, The Princess Bride, Batman Begins, Ninja Scrolls, Magnolia, Black Cat White Cat, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Charlie Chaplin movies, Battle Royale, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children
Adultswim, House, Family Guy, Nip Tuck, MST3K (if you ask you don't know), Infomercials especially in other languages or involving Ron Popeil, who is obviously God masquerading as a mortal, the Daily Show, The Ali G show, The Tick (the cartoon and the live) 12 OZ Mouse (Jesse you are a genius)
The Master and Margarita, Atonement, anything by Douglas Adams, Jorge Borges, Robert Jordan, Ender's Game, Rilke, William Vollmann, Piers Anthony, Spider Robinson, War with the Newts, the whole Lymond series by Dorethy Dunnett, Reading Lolita in Tehran, American Psycho, T.S. Elliot, Confederacy of Dunces, e.e. cummings, Long Day's Journey into Night, Bukowski, Oscar Wilde, Momo, The Phantom Tollbooth, Henry Rollins, Vonnegut,
Lymond, Eddie Izzard