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Rev. Jason Thomas Howland

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About Me

I'm totally Badical (I'm kissing my bicep right now)!You are Oscar Wilde
Charming and Witty. You are incredibly popular because of your wry and satirical sense of humor. You are also incredibly talented at writing, and pushing the conventional boundaries of your society.
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What Is Your Battle Cry?


S kulking amidst the cliffs, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Jt! And he gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to punch you so utterly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"


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My Interests

Hella dope/ill shit. Washing Irish's front. Carrying Steve Z out of bars. Doing dust-off. Watching Bunny make-out with homeless men. Reading Roger's Craigslist personal ad's. And giving ODog the Bishop's finger. I also like paying bills,taxes and social family obligations.I hate George W. Bush, beets, people that have rats as pets, gin, egg salad, seeing old men naked, and riding Muni.On the weekends I like to drink night train with bums in golden gate park.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck and want to do favors for me.
I AM 65% PUNK ROCK! The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com

Music:

Modern,HMS, Dirty Nuns, Blue Valley boys, MDI, Mamal, Ghetto Monkeys, 321 Contact, Evergreen, Groundation, DJ Pat, Freqency Spectrum. Music that I love: Eric Clapton, Radio Head, Johnny Cash, The Clash, G n R, Rufus, Marvin Gay, Sam Cook, and anything coming outta Detroit in the 60's (the funk brothers are the Best BACK UP BAND OF ALL-TIME, The Smith's, The Cure, The Cars, Elvis Costello, The King, The Godfather, Bowie, Stevie Wonder before the 80's, Stevie Ray, Public Enemy, Parlimentm, Chili Peppers, Miles, Coltrain, Art Pepper, Max Roach, Herbie Handcock, The Greatful Dead, Social D, Tenacious D, De La Soul, Metallica, Weezer, Nirvana (the reason I wanted to start making music), Prince, The Pixies, Bob dylan/Marley, Tom Petty, Israel Vib, Peter Tosh, The Whalers, Rodrigo, Andres Segovia, Allman Bros, Nora Jones, Sonic Youth, Chemical bros, Bill Monroe, Garcia Grisman, Hank Williams, Charley Hunter, No Doubt, Billy Holiday, Edna James, Dusty Springfield, Chicago, Gil Evans, Jerry Mulligan, Hendrix, Steve Miller, Beastie Boys, and lots others (I need to stop).

Movies:

never ending story, spanglish, and anything with Tab Hunter (he's soooo dreamy). .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

I like the Tony Danza show, The View, and all the day-time soaps.

Books:

Im too cool for school!

Heroes:

George Carlin, JFK, FDR, My Mom, Rivers Cumo, Johnny Cash, Mr. T, The Clash, Mr. Bill, and Bill Clinton.

My Blog

Funny Shit!

Hey, Check out this website: whitehousewest.com. It's Will Ferrell doing a fake ad as Bush. He has Bush down, I just laughed hella hard.
Posted by Rev. Jason Thomas Howland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST