SkillZ

*******************DISCLAIMER*******************I am normal. I have hurt, and have been hurt. I have loved, and lost. I have been to the top, only to fall. I have been to the bottom, overcame, and faught back. I have good intent, but sometimes fall short. I am not perfect, I have my faults. I am forward and say what I feel. If drunk I tend to snore. It's not that I have an attitude problem, others tend to have a perception problem. If you can't deal with this, boo-fukin-hoo. ************************************************ Well I guess this is my online billboard, so enjoy! I will be short and pointed to a small degree, after all I just want to give you an idea of who I am, why relinquish all the juicy stuff...that's what makes the whole "getting to know each other" process so intriguing...right? I enjoy polygamy, painkillers and ping pong. having been grade 8 at piano, harp and organ at age three, I soon became disillusioned with the classical music world and vatican concerts, and retired to live with wolves in the wilderness. There I learned the secrets of perpetual motion, the formula for sod's law, the chinese language, and how to kill a man with a one inch punch. Additional to my knowledge of three thousand types of knots and habit of knitting hammocks in under thirteen minutes, I also like to save kittens from imminent death. I have eaten monkey. living in the harsh andean mountains for three months, I learned to revive clinically dead women by tongue alone while simultaneously cooking coq au vin in a blizzard on a gas stove. skilled in the arts of heart-surgery-with-wire-hangers, making tea for forty-seven irish priests, and bringing a woman to orgasm faster than their father can run up the stairs (allowing for hip replacements), in my spare time I relax by performing sonatas with the legs of wasps and taking vomit-inducing hallucinogens in the peruvian jungle with deaf children (I am fluent in three country's sign language). I don't sweat and my breath always smells like little children covered in talcum powder just out of the bath. I can drink three quarts of jack daniels and still beat Paula fucking Radcliffe in a ten thousand metre sprint. ha! That's a little about me??? But let's ponder that query for just a moment longer...I am quite possibly the most colorful lad you might ever meet! I am just a fun lovin, free spirited soul. My family and friends are my inspiration in life. I like to keep my life as drama free as possible. I don't have the time to deal with drama. Life is just too short for that sort of non-sense in my opinion. I am into all genre's of music and all kinds of activities...I'm a chameleon in that aspect, I can do or will try just about anything. I am a die hard Chiefs fan, I have season tickets and never miss a game...so I got that going for me. I enjoy camping and canoeing, good literature, fine dining and I love a good work out. I am as meticulous in my work as I am with my appearance...I.E. I am well maintained and well groomed...appearance is everything after all. I am an adventurous soul in the respect that I thrive off of danger, take cliff diving, sky-diving or just flyin down the freeway...if there's danger or risk of legal envolvement, sign me up!!!Go hard or go home! This is just part of who I am, there is so much more to all of us that we can't possibly fit on here. To my credit, I consider my life to be a success thus far...considering the sometimes wild-bad boy lifestyle I, at times have lived, I think that to still have all my appendages and my freedom is monumental accomplishment! In all seriousness my journey thus far has created and melded a modest and humble man and I think that any and all accomplishments are simple feats that make me the man I am today, A man that I am proud to be. There is nothing in life more fulfilling than being comfortable in one's own shoes, and I am comfortable in being me. I am a business owner and I have wonderful people in my life...they are my greatest and most cherished assets to date. As for now, I am driven man, with a passion to succeed in business and to make a change in the world around me...which I will do!

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