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About Me

I really hate writing about myself, mainly because if you don't know me in person it's quite difficult for me to believe that you could ever really know me as the person that I am, but I am going to try and explain a bit about myself to you. 5'10", 165 lbs...ish...shaved head, black goatee...that's about it really. The girl in the picture is my girlfriend Melissa. The picture was taken at one of her good friend's weddings. I figured if I was ever going to put a picture of myself online, I'd want to try and look my best, and I suppose getting all dressed up for a wedding is about the best I'm ever going to look. I currently work at a SuperTarget in the Deli Department, but I am hoping to move up the ranks into Corporate. I graduated from a fantastic college called Musictech that is now known as McNally-Smith School of Music. I haven't been back in awhile, so I hope they haven't turned that place completely into like "all we want is money" school. Please support local music in your community! There are so many fantastic bands out there that no one is listening 2. They have to eat 2 you know! Thank you for wasting a few minutes of your life to read this. I know you don't have 2...you want 2 :) Umm...Can't really think of anything else exciting to say...so I will say goodbye. I hope you have a good day! http://www.myspace.com/dmre. They rule you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm assuming this means people I'd like to meet, not perhaps meats that I enjoy? Horrible attempt at humor...anyway...People I would like to meet. 1) James Hetfield from Metallica. Just seems like such a neato guy...plus I think I could show him a thing or 2 on guitar! *giggle giggle* 2) Steve Vai. This person in my opinion embodies what a person who is a musician should be. He is very balanced and centered in his life and plays music as if it was an extension of himself. Beautiful person! 3) Basically any porn star. I've always wondered what it's like to have sex as a part of my day to day business life. It's like you go get the coffee in the morning, talk to a few friends around the office...plug about 45-50 women...and call it a day. I'm not saying I would like to sleep with any of these women or anything like that, I'm simply saying I would be curious to know what it's like. 4) Jon Schaffer from Iced Earth. This band rocks people. They are a speed metal band and their guitars/drummer are fantastic! Everyone should listen to Iced Earth period. It should be required reading for anyone planning on becoming a rock star. 5) Maddox from maddox.xmission.com. I just think it would be fun to talk to him for awhile. He seems like such an interesting person with a lot of funny outlooks...also...I would certainly love to meet your mom :)

Music:

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Movies:

Master Chief Rules Me!

Television:

Pearl had to go away for awhile because you need to hear Thunderhorse by Dethklok when you first come to my site, not some loser sitting on Will Farrell's (sp?) couch. If you want to see it again...search the internet. I will find something soon to replace, that doesn't autoplay!*winks*

Books:

I have a new love...and his name is MC Chris -

Heroes:

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My Blog

Survey

Okay...so this has been bothering me for awhile, and I really need to get this off my chest before I explode and such. Ever since I began mingling frequently with the greater society, one of the...
Posted by Joseph on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

Turderken!!!

God I forgot how much I hate myspace blogs. So controlling and suffocating. Type in this box, fit what you have to say in this tiny little square of html. I think that's what I love ...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:30:00 PST

Bored

haha...hopes...I love that word. Anyway...hola! I sincerely apologize for not writing in such a long time. I would like to, if given the chance *crosses fingers* explain to you why.&...
Posted by Joseph on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:58:00 PST

Dear God,

Okay...so first thing's first. I am sorry that I hardly write, but mainly it is from lack of opportunity/motivation. You try planning a wedding/moving into a townhome/working 40 hours a we...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:41:00 PST

clarification

Hi! The reason in which I am writing this in hopefully bigger letters is my absolute hatred of people who have blogs in which you can't read whatever the hell they have written because the backr...
Posted by Joseph on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 07:07:00 PST

Done

God I hate the word "podcast." Have I ever told you that before? I am completely serious when I say this by the way, that I think that is the dumbest word I have ever read in my entire lif...
Posted by Joseph on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:23:00 PST

Dear Nathan,

Alright Nathan...you win. I will write you a personalized blog describing my love and devotion for you. First thing is first. Is it just me or is Myspace just boring/dead/useless rig...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST

Dear Tania,

Golly...I almost forgot how much I hate these things! Instead of just simply typing out, "Hi...I'm bored at work and haven't blogged in this millenium, so I was going to write something," I now ...
Posted by Joseph on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:00:00 PST

Eternity

Have you ever felt as though this life is just going to go on forever? I keep having an arguement with myself over the ideal of afterlife. I don't believe in the Angelo-Christian creation ...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:29:00 PST

Enlightenment

Okay...so first of all I feel as though a part of all this stuff needs a sort of explanation. The reason that I don't write in this all that much is simply beacuse I don't really believe that an...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST