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k-dub

kiradolly

About Me

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight

My Interests

chuck norris challenged lance armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. chuck norris won by 5

I'd like to meet:

There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.

Music:

chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. he created a giraffe.

Movies:

helen kellers favorite color is chuck norris.

Television:

chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves.

Books:

chuck norris doesnt tea-bag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

Heroes:

chuck norris

My Blog

nope.

the story of me...im done. im fucking done. im a bitch and you know, if you like me, then you like me. but i am no longer here to impress or entertain. i dont want to be immature but right now, thats ...
Posted by k-dub on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:10:00 PST