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Jarred

Its the first quarter of the big game and you want to throw up a hail mary! Grow up peter pan, count

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1 Im a 25 year old Stud Muffin. Sorry ladies this sexy bitch is married! I Have a 15 bedroom 12 and 1/2 Bathroom mansion in New Hampton, NY. Jesse Isaacs lives in my two bedroom One Bathroom Pool house! Money means nothing to me (CAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH OF IT) so that free loading basterd doesnt even pay rent. I fill the fridge in the pool house with Zima cause thats his favorite drink. I have a gay friend named William J Peacoat who constantly hits on me. He always looks miserable because cause he wants me so bad but cant have me. If he keeps it up I might have to get an order of protection against him. Im a huge Giants fan, I like the Giants because I have a huge giant between my legs. Im a Heart Doctor at Albert Einstein Hospital in the Bronx. I drive a 2006 Porche cause I could not find anything more expensive. Jesse doesnt have a job so I was forced to by him a 325i BMW so he can get back and forth from the tanning place. Imagine all this was true what a fucking life!!!!!!!!

My Interests

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Nothing would be better than a beer with Edie Vedder

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Barry Bonds
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