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Toddd

Born To Keel

About Me

I was obviously born of a jackal. I have a lot of energy, and I have an unpopular fascination with second place, which inevitably results in a cycle of continuous disappointment.

My Interests

rock'n roll magic, fake punk, my auto-pilot, knee-jerk reactions, void space, out-of-body drinking experiences, static cling, gray areas, over-doing it, awkward situations, regional mispronunciations, general discomfort, alliterations, hyperbolic overdoses, played-out haircuts, unintentional cheese, spelling misteaks, conscious inconsistency, using elbow grease, unsolicited back-talk, wasting time, feral children, looking stupid, unpredictability, sweet ridiculousness, druids, redemption, first takes, anything excruciatingly mild or perplexingly simple.

Music:

Velvet Underground/RollingStones, Ramones (1979-83), Viletones, Don & Dewey, 13th Floor Elevators, Nobunny, The Fevers, Simply Saucer, SPIDER, Michael Yonkers, Technycolor, Slade, Dogs (french), White Savage, Romance Novels, Real Kids, Frustration, Anteenagers MC, Cheveu, Feeling of Love, Guilty Razors, Jacques Dutronc, Swell Maps, Twinkeyz, Night Kings, Ohio Express, Saints, Psycho Surgeons, Electric Eels, VOM, Black Lips, Teenage Head, Outcasts, Busy Signals, Wax Museums, Hubble Bubble, Testors, Chain Gang, Helmettes, JFA, Red Kross, Maids, Dogmatics, Dictators, Flakes, Sparks, The Quick, Elton Motello, Suzannes, Devo, Randoms, Wilson Pickett, Vicious Visions, Flamin Groovies, Bags, Roxy Music, Eno, Dum Dum Boys, CCR+Golliwogs, The Equals, Tampax, Leftovers, Scientists, The Boys, the Brats, Berlin Brats, Hollywood Brats, Shady Lady, Ponys, Cheap Trick, Crime, Troggs, Seeds, Kinks, Nathaniel Mayer, Only Ones, England's Glory, Soft Boys, Them, Jesus & Mary Chain, Milk n Cookies, Cock Sparrer, Nervous Eaters, Epicycle, Spits, Gags, Ike & Tina, Larry Williams, GG and Dee Dee, Spacemen 3, Teengenerate, The Sweet, Shoes, Silver Apples, Otis Redding, Sonic Chicken 4, Fatals, Volt, Human Eye, the Beat, Asphalt Jungle, Tyvek, Little Richard, Suicide, the Queen Haters, Monkey Knuckles, Laidback Death Pact, Full Mooners, Sassparilla Candy, Brain Erasers, and Agony Bag.

Movies:

Get Crazy!, Pinball Summer, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls, The Hills Have Eyes, Race With The Devil, Pretty Poison, Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway, Born Innocent, The Todd Killings, Trip With The Teacher, El Topo, Big Momma's House, Putney Swope, Soylent Green, Private School, Hardcore, The Panic in Needle Park, Last American Virgin, Fast Times, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Rock'n Roll High School, Happiness, Porkys, Royal Tenenbaums, Prom Night, Rabid, Shivers, Dead Ringers, Ladies And Gentlemen: The Rolling Stones, Over The Edge, Up The Creek, Losin' It, Slade in Flame, Class of 1984, Fade To Black, Liquid Sky, Psyche Out, Private Lessons, Hollywood Hottubs... anything by Alan Arkush, Kenneth Anger, Roger Corman, Russ Meyer and/or Todd Solondz

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Colbert Report, Twilight Zone, Tales From The Darkside, Night Gallery, the Shield, Wondershowzen, Intervention, Glutton Bowl, Larry Sanders Show, Wonder Years, and CHiPs.

Books:

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs.

Heroes:

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