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• Words to Live By •

Apple juice.

I could end this section with those simple words, but no! There's much more to me than fruit juice! (Or at least I like to think so). I'm the type of person you'd find in a homeless shelter if it weren't for the roof over my head... well, maybe not. But I do love writing poetry and essays. I think that's enough to justify my hobo-shelter comment.

I won't hesitate to bite your head off. Having fun, and trying not to take everything too seriously is where I usually sit. I also sit right over your roof, motherfucker. I'm watching your every move and casting my Angelic Phallus of Death whenever necessary.

◊ Music, Disney, Satan and I ◊

Since people love to figure out what kind of music I listen to, or try to associate themselves with me just to look cool and seem like they have a vast knowledge of music, I'll tell you what Jesus would listen to. No, he wouldn't listen to Christian Rap or Kidz Bop. He would look through the needlessly long list of bands I have on this page, and nod all the way through it.

He would also decide to hail Satan for a change, because God gets boring in bed, and passes too much gas. You would think they'd have shit for that in heaven. I've clearly been living a lie.

But being a little more serious now, I listen to pretty much every genre of music, provided the band or artist creates genuinely good music. I realize the faults of certain genres, but that's prevalent in all of them. And before anyone jumps on my case, I do realize that Ska is generally a shitty genre, but has a few exceptional bands. And bitch, please. I can kick it to the Beatles, Bee Gees and George Michael... although I can only take so much ass shaking from one man.

I usually listen to Anarcho Punk, Crust, Emo/Screamo, Folk and The World/Inferno Friendship Society. Other times I'll be recording stuff for my solo acoustic project, aptly named "A Communist Tango!" and I sing about lots of things, like strawberry milkshakes and Asian immigrants. I also do covers, but I'm currently on a quest to cover a bunch of crappy Disney songs. I seriously have a ton of band ideas and band names ready to come to fruition with the pluck of a string and strain of my vocal chords.

My Personal Art Gallery: Made by Those Who Take the Time to Bless Sheets of Paper With My Awesomeness:

Thanks to Heather, Becca, Nikki and some girl whose name I forget.

♣ Because Everyone's Dying to Know... ♣

NOW...
I'll clear some things up since they tend to come up from time to time :)
O- I'M NOT GOTH.Wearing black clothes and eyeliner DOES NOT make me Goth, and shitty bands like Slipknot or Manson aren't it either (Listen to Bauhaus or Sisters of Mercy if you want Goth bands). Goth isn't epitomized by cutting yourself and hating everyone. It's a sub-culture. Sure you can go ahead and say they're all idiots for thinking they're non-conformists and conforming along with everyone else, but doesn't everyone conform to something? It's more about going against the norm, drinking blood and looking dead for some reason (It's a safe way to say you have sexual relations with dead people, so I thank them). Lets not perpetuate the stereotypes though, as being Goth doesn't mean you follow a strict set of rules. Not all Goths wear black, pile on tons of white make-up, etc...
O- I'M NOT EMO.Emo is a sub-genre of punk, which originated from Hardcore Punk in the mid-80's, not something you label a person with (the word you're probably looking for is 'fashionxcore' or 'Scene'). If you wanna laugh at someone for being a bitch, call them a pansy instead since it works better. If you think MCR, Hawthorne Heights, Panic! at the Disco, etc... are Emo, then you're horribly wrong (They're MTVmo, bitch. Plus, they suck harder than a crack whore begging for another line of coke) and should drink a gallon of bleach... by which I mean go here: www.fourfa.com
After you're done reading it, listen to REAL Emo/Screamo bands like Angel Hair, Heroin, Cap'n Jazz, On the Might of Princes, Saetia, Antioch Arrow, Indian Summer and Orchid
O- YOU WEAR EYELINER, YOU MUST BE GAY!... RIGHT?!Wrong. Contrary to popular (or not so popular) belief, I'm not gay and the fact that I wear eyeliner shouldn't suggest that, either. I happen to think eyeliner looks good on me, and it makes the eyes stand out a bit more, so I wear it. I'm not doing it to be trendy or because it seems like every girl orgasms over a guy wearing eyeliner, rather because I myself like it. And I've been wearing it for 5 years, bitch.
The fact that I look like a cheap whore in my pictures shouldn't conjure up such thoughts, and you all deserve to get buttfucked by me just for thinking so. Anyone catch the irony there? Anyway, no I don't go out on the streets looking like a whore (all the time).
There you have it, educated on a few subjects because I enjoy serving others. NOT that way.People Who Wanna Meet Me