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INDIA

...then I jumped out of the bathtub and cut her...

About Me

No tattoos- but I still have scars on my knees from falling out of a trailer, when I was two.

My Interests

Pink plastic,tight skirts, bloody steaks, bathing in milk, saying dirty words. I invented meat flavored eyedrops, but I got X's for eyes

I'd like to meet:

I keep sticking my leg in the trashcan

Music:

Ramones, Social D, Kings o' Nuthin, Belmont Playboys, Dean Martin, Misfits, Dwight Yoakam,Rancid,Dolly Parton, Billie Holliday,The Cure,Aimee Mann,Patsy Cline, REBEL SON, Unknown Hinson....Motley crue heh heh.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Gummo, Gone With The Wind, Mallrats, The Color Purple, Fargo, True Romance, Pee Wee's big adventure, Raising Arizona, roadracers

Television:

I got about 19 inches of it

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces. Read it or get out of here and don't talk to me. whoa!

Heroes:

Carole Lombard. Kitty Wells. Dolly Parton. That betch Kelly with the shoes. Early Cuyler.

My Blog

Wanna git home

Will spend 7 hrs in Honolulu airport today, 4 down , Aaron gone, 3 to go, before spending 20 or something hours to get home. Aaron flew the coop a few hours ago with a clean bill of hea...
Posted by INDIA on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:49:00 PST

whoa

Here comes another oh shit Im not 19 realization to add to the pile as of late, well shit, Im going to do this all year and 'revel' in my entitlement....1996 Highway 321 North, it's late, Im wearing o...
Posted by INDIA on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

Deez nuts!

Do you like parodies? How about a pair 'o DEEZ NUTS?Hey you dont chew tobacco do you? How about you chew tobacco DEEZ NUTS!While you were out earlier, Bob Oliver called you back. Bob who??Bob Oliver D...
Posted by INDIA on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:19:00 PST

Dead moped man

*disclaimer* this horror tail turned country song is a case of mistaken identity and in which I mean no disrepect to the deceased or his family. So I wont post names or news links. May he rest in peac...
Posted by INDIA on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

'Tails' of the sea, a transcript

Danny: cum dumpster! hussylips: vaccuum cleaner hussylips: trout hussylips: carp eyes hussylips: jelly fish on ice Danny: squid Danny: cunt hussylips: shrimp on a dime hussylips: pickled sea b...
Posted by INDIA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST