I'm a Credentialed Pro at Culinary Arts. I love Puppies, Museums, , KARAOKE, Country Music, MY LEXICON, Bubble Baths, Smooth Jazz, Everything Coca-Cola & Sunshine & Lollipops, Exotic travels, Cultural Events, Seduction, Stilettos & High-heeled boots, Dirty Words & Champagne, Proper Grammar, Shopping, Learning, Murano Glass, Creativity, Erudition, Chivalry, &... You?
That's a start...
I'd like to meet:
.I desire to meet GENUINE people of substance and intellect. If you've got some way of enriching my life, then I'd love to know you, as I will reciprocate.
Also, I'm looking to start a union, similar to SAG for models (especially promotional models). If you'd like to join me in my fight, then I'd really love to hear your input. It's high time we take back our power instead of giving it away to the client's on their whims. Let's make the world a better place for us. Starting today...
Please drop me a PERSONAL message to request that I add you to my "friends" list. After all, friends COMMUNICATE, don't they?
Ahh, if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're," then we probably won't have much to chat about. "Conversate" is not a word, & neither is "anyways." On the same note, I will not be "hitting you up" at any point in time. Hitting is violent =P
If you know that 5+5 =10, but this is ALSO the same number as your IQ, let's just leave it at that, fair enough?
P.S. Please DO NOT have any goats (kids) or whatever you wanna call 'em (the appropriate nomination is "children") if this is, as it shouldn't be, "personal." Oh, and I won't be "hollarin back, at my boy/girl," or anything else. Lastly, the only response that the question "wassup?" will allow you is an honest one: The sky.
Ahh, i'm an evil and prissy lil thing, no?
Please drop me a line if you're filthy cute, too!
ENJOY!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Miss. L2 (L Squared for those who passed 2nd grade math)
Birthday:
Die-hard Cancerian born on "the day of emotional stimulation" in the week of the empath. dammit!
Birthplace:
Earth
Current Location:
Hell
Eye Color:
Amber
Hair Color:
Copper-brown
Height:
5'10.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Yes, I have both hands
Your Heritage:
Exotic Plaid. If it matters, don't bother me; it's complicated.
The Shoes You Wore Today:
My cute new red velvet ankle boots w/bow
Your Weakness:
MEN, Blow pops, great champagne...
Your Fears:
Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza:
Light cheese, extra sauce, bermuda onions, red and green bell peppers, any other veggie u wan2 throw in, chicken & *gasp* pineapple
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"I know, huh?"
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Damn, I didn't sleep well again. No, I'm not dead yet.
Your Best Physical Feature:
Does my giggle count?
Your Bedtime:
Usually around 3 or 4 a.m. I need to change that.
Your Most Missed Memory:
My mind..
Pepsi or Coke:
ONLY Coca-Cola products, please.
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Nope & Nope
Single or Group Dates:
I'm not too keen on taking myself out on dates, so if a "group" is 2, then I'm picking that one.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Even though Lipton is a PepsiCo product (but then again, what isn't!?)...I like both (and yay for white tea!)
Chocolate or Vanilla:
U talkin about Ice Cream, Cake, or Men?
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Hot Cider or Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke:
NEVER EVER, not ANYTHING EVER EVER NEVER...unless you count candy cigarettes (remember those?)
Do you Swear:
I swear one NEEDS to curse at times.
Do you Sing:
Daily
Do you Shower Daily:
Nope; i prefer bubble baths
Have you Been in Love:
In love? A rare thing, indeed! Only once if you're lucky. But does it count if it's unrequited?
Do you want to go to College:
Going, going, always going. NEVER STOP LEARNING!
Do you want to get Married:
I'm a widow now...
Do you belive in yourself:
Most times, no.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Damn if I wasn't sick as a dog on that yacht wedding cruise...maybe it was the whole "wedding" part.
Do you think you are Attractive:
I ALWAYS attract SOME type of attention
Are you a Health Freak:
Ha! Not in my condition
Do you get along with your Parents:
Lately, yes. Tragedy has a way of bringing people together
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Will he be there to protect me if I feel afraid?
Do you play an Instrument:
Does the recorder count? Oh, and I can play a mean tambourine AND the cymbals!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Yes, but I need to do that more often...
In the past month have you Smoked:
Again: NEVER EVER EVER
In the past month have you been on :
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Tsk, if you call 'em that.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Not for a long time now. I have way too much "stuff" as it is.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
Nope, I stay away from them these days, but I used to love the Golden ones.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Yes, it's growing on me
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Of course!
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Haha! How can he hang up when the line is dead?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Never.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Nada
Ever been Drunk:
Who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease:
I think that's the middle name I never had, but it's "Adorable-Tease"
Ever been Beaten up:
Once or twice. They regretted it soon after. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"
Ever Shoplifted:
Did that. Bad idea!
How do you want to Die:
Quickly and soon!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Content within myself
What country would you most like to Visit:
Switzerland (of course)
In a MAN..
Favourite Eye Color:
Blue, Hazel, Brown, Green
Favourite Hair Color:
Dark
Short or Long Hair:
SHORT!
Height:
6'1 and above
Weight:
UNDER 200lbs (Unless you have a SHAME WAIVER)
Best Clothing Style:
a fop with style to the NINES
Number of I have taken:
Okay, everybody's human ('cept me). Just don't do them now!
Number of CDs I own:
Like I'd spend time counting them
Number of Piercings:
None is good.
Number of Tattoos:
None is great!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
None is fine. The past is ONLY for learning.
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Create Your Own!
Music:
Anything from Prince
(the alpha and the omega)
Instead of this 7-page letter I wish I had piece of mind...
Then there's Jack's Mannequin...
brilliant.
Finally, I'm letting go of all my downer thoughts..."
Movies:
Boomerang (my fave movie of all time), Coming to America (and anything with the OLD Eddie Murphy), All Elvis movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Big Lebowski, Catch Me If You Can, Adaptation, Annie, The Little Mermaid, anything with George Brent in it (bonus points if you even know who this is), and too many others to list...
Television:
Anything involving M.D.K. (Murder, Death, Kill) and Forensic Science
Books:
I truly enjoy classic literature from the 18th, 19th, and early 20th centuries and Amy Vanderbilt's Complete book of Etiquette
Heroes:
Love me, Love my Kitty!
Oh, and whoever invented the stiletto is DEFINITELY my hero!
