BEACON BONGFIRE "the other white meat"

I love music mostly metal but i also like classical rock, and fusion jazz. OH YEA im also an accomplished stoner
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Elliot Ryan Moser aka GORDY McKLITZ
Birthday: 2-9-86
Birthplace: evanston, IL
Current Location: Niles
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5"10
Right Handed or Left Handed: switch hitter
Your Heritage: jewish i guess
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans or something............
Your Weakness: im kinda stupid but people tell me thats one of my best features
Your Fears: little children laughin is fuckin terrifying
Your Perfect Pizza: everything on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my band a record deal
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it much
Thoughts First Waking Up: y does my asshole hurt
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno u tell me
Your Bedtime: whenever i passout
Your Most Missed Memory: the one i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: BK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both nasty as hell
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: like a little fairy
Do you Shower Daily: im one clean motha fucka
Have you Been in Love: probably not
Do you want to go to College: nope but i will anyways
Do you want to get Married: later maybe around 3
Do you belive in yourself: no im a figment of my imagination
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i sit still
Do you think you are Attractive: i masterbate plenty so i guess so
Are you a Health Freak: 20 beers a day keeps the doctor away
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: bass,guitar, drums, anything i can get my hands on
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup none of the bad stuff
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope :( i suck
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: stealing is for little bitches
Ever been Drunk: oh man have i ever!!!!!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: uhhhhh
Ever been Beaten up: a couple times it wasnt so bad
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: i dunno its going to be glorious though
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid
What country would you most like to Visit: the motherland africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eyes r cool
Favourite Hair Color: as long as she has some hair were kool
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not to tall not to short
Weight: not to stubby not to skinny
Best Clothing Style: how ever she wants
Number of Drugs I have taken: plenty but none of the bad stuff
Number of CDs I own: like 300 or 400 i lost count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: gonna get some soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothin really just minor things

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