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Eric Scorpyo

I'll lead, you'd better keep up or be lost forever in the wake.

About Me


This profile was edited by Master Scorpyo
I'm a great guy with a brain, morals, and responsibilities. I'm kid tested, mother approved, and dad's best friend. I'm known around the neighborhood as the coolest dad around. Kids love me for my inner child, a big kid with toys, but not immature. A mentor to just about every kid that comes in contact with me. As for adults? Well that just depends on how you handle things I might say or ask not to mention how I might say it or ask it. My mind never stops even though my expression may not show it. I'm a Worldly International Multicultural thinker. I've come a long way to meet them and you should we cross paths. London UK. A bit krusty on the outside soft in the middle. I'm still trying to fix that one. Judging from all of the laughs and smiles while I'm around I'm either the butt of the joke or the entertainment within the realm of the topic at hand:)I'm the most fun you could have without your own toys. Feel free to chat as I am not hiding. Never was good at that either, hiding. I just don't see the point. I like things very open and honest, even if it hurts. That's been a problem with just about everyone I've met, being honest and upfront with me. I'm not sure why others have issues with telling me things. I've seen it all or have been experienced one way or another. My wizardry never ends. It's not like I would post a bulletin about it;0 I like things real and yet still fun. Quick with a wise crack, I really should cut back on that. the scorpion/snake can be very toxic at times, and very loyal to the hand that feeds.
Career:
I like automobiles of all sorts and styles. The automotive world has been most of my life and I've built and rebuilt many classics. I like dirt and street bikes, some for fun some for putting around. As a Master Mechanic for over 2o years I've seen, driven, and repaired. just about everything there is from 2 to 18 wheels and some that were loosing it's wheels. I specialize in drive line repair, transmissions/gear boxes, and anything with gears in it. I'm not really partial to any make or model, import or demestic, as I know that there are good ones and bad ones of every make and style. Everything breaks, and when it does? You need me. I do my homework and study often. If you have automobile troubles? Or need advice? Feel free to ask me anything.
I did try to get away from being a grease monkey by going to computer technical school. I landed a great job repairing communications devises such as satelite recievers, two way radios, ect.. Was a great job until NAFTA. Then I lost my job to mexico. Not happy about that at all. No offense to mexico, but we do things better. We were the ones repairing all of the mexico plants problems as it was. Unemployed and no jobs in that field anymore. So, back to the automotive world I go. I've worked for most of my career in franchised shops, over worked, grossly underpaid, not a chance at insurance, and lack of support in education. I think I've handled the last one pretty good. I've started my own shop as of 2000 and have seen the good and evil of it. Still going strong but I did nearly have to close down at one point. Hense the term divorce. Things are better now, as you can plainly see. as they say, one step at a time.
Web Master:
With all of the electronics and computer knowledge it was a natural extention for me to go into Web Mastering. I've been surfing the web for over since about 1991. That's right, before Windows. So I'm very web saavy. I design web sites as well as web pages for some. I also own many web domains. You'd think that a guy like me would have some elaborate web site for you to see. Not here, I'm not very fond of having to scroll for miles on someones page to see very little. Keep it simple where simple is due.
All of this and previous experiences have pushed me into a Mr.Fix It man of sorts. I've had many nicknames over the years for this quality. Whether it be mechanical or electronic, chances are, I can fix it. If given resources and information.
Hobby and hopefully new career:
I'm in a band, ZOYA so I tend to like things live and loud. As we say 'Loud and Proud!' We've been working together for over 8 years and have known each other for as much as 30 years. It's been and is a load of fun. Ask me some questions and you shall see, that the only one missing out? Isn't me!
If you feel that this profile is a bit vanilla? Visit my deeper side
click my name below Master Scorpyo

My Interests

My girls, ZOYA, and making things happen, and making connections. The only bad connection is an unmade one!

I'd like to meet:

I'm not new to this internet dating thing at all. A veteran of sorts you might say. It's fun at times but can be a waste of time also. If you are a virgin to the internet, be carefull and always get to know someone through a good chat first. I've seen it all.

Trust is to be earned, not given. Trust is broken when loyalty is betrayed. I trust no one until it's earned and even then I will question your motives. It might seem judgmental or brutal, but it's true. And I expect no less from you.

This isn't the old days nor is it my turn to take care of you. Equality is now.
I like assertive and somewhat agressive women with their own drive. Some refer to it as indendent? Haven't met that one either. Any questions? You don't ask me. You will never know. Ask me anything and if worth my time I will answer.

You must like music, mainly drums, guitar, bass, rockin' my ass off! As that's what I'm into, moving forward. I listen to my favorite band ZOYA and sometimes over and over again. As a member of the band we take things very seriously within the studio. I would like to find someone that shares the same interests as me. Such as late nights in the studio, crazy laughter, watching a movie in front of a warm fire, kids, occasional clubbing, and most of all.. ZOYA concerts! This is very important to me as I've yet to meet the one that can keep up with me mentally and keep me interested without playing that damn jelousy game with me. I am open to just about anything as long as it doesn't hurt. Well, maybe a little hurt. Are you sharp enough to handle me? And smart enough to keep me interested?
A casual conversation is all it takes to break the ice that surrounds. Say hello.

Who I don't want to meet:
First of all, anyone with sexual hang-ups, meaning those who are afraid to try new things. If you can't go clubbing with me because of some sexual insecurities or are afraid you can't keep up? Then please don't bother me.

If you spend more money or time at the beauty shop than I spend money on myself? You probably need it! Don't bother me.

If you have more than two fake things about your appearance, such as hair color, hair style, nails, tits, eye color, or are a surgical addict? You're not real enough for me and are probably unhappy with yourself. I would be also.

If you can't decide who you want to be? I won't help you with that or if you aren't happy with yourself? Maybe you're on to something. Why should anyone be happy with you?

If you don't have control of your weight or eating habits? I won't control them for you! I like to eat, and I like chocolate.

If you like whiney ass country music? Go cry in your own beer, not mine. There are plenty of K-Mart cowboys desperate for you out there. Here's a tip for you, Real cowboys aren't on computers or at clubs.

I'm not saying, I don't like country. I just don't like whiney ass or pop country. I do like story telling, truck driving, and good time country.

I'm a total package kind of guy, doesn't matter what colour, style, size or shape as long as it's real.

Music:

ZOYA , Rock and Roll, and all other types of music spanning into other cultural connections as well. I have always been open to listen to anything. I may even shock you with what I know about world music.

Movies:

I'm along for the ride on this one. My girls tend to pick out the majority of what we see around the home. Again, I'll watch anything at least once. Maybe:)

Television:

Who has one of these anymore?

Books:

Too slow

Heroes:

Mum, My girls, Master Scorpyo, Rimmy, D, Professor Watt, Thing I.B., Muggs, 007, Maxwell Smart, Dr. Who, Popeye, Inspector Gadget, Captain Caveman, Bender, Muttly, Droopy, Batman, Popeye, Sherlock Holmes, Ellery Queen, Rockford, and many more.