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Common Shrew!

Costner at his Finest..........

About Me

I work in a Comedy club while contemplating a change of lifestyle everytime I recieve my pay packet!! I really should be doing a grown up job which is art related but i'm not! This pisses off my mum because she thinks i'm going to drift aimlesly through life and never have a £30,000 year job like my brothers! ;)
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Flim: Aphex Twin
Waking up: 9 to 5: Dolly Parton
Average day: Wolfmother: White Unicorn
First date: Young Ones: Peter, Bjourn and John
Falling in love: Open Your Heart: Madonna
Love scene: Gabriel: Lamb
Fight scene: 2 Mins to Midnight: Maiden
Breaking up: Tears Dry on Thier Own: Amy Winehouse
Getting back together: Baby Your the Best: Carley Simon
Secret love: Sit and Wonder: Prince Buster
Life's okay: Waiting for a star to fall: Boy meets Girl
Mental breakdown: Spiderwebs: No Doubt
Driving: Crash: The Primitives
Learning a lesson: Blood and Fire: Niney The Observe
Deep thought: Hide and Seek: Imogen Heap
Flashback: Wish You were Here: Incubus
Partying: Lets Dance: Bowie
Happy dance: Tease Me: Chakka demus and Pliers
Regreting: Sublime: Badfish
Long night alone: Roscoe: Midlake
Death scene: F.E.A.R:James Brown
Closing credits: The Grass is Blue: Dolly Parton
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My Interests

ME LIKE:Salt and vinigar pringles,The 80's,70's interiors,Hammer Horror,Musicals,Craig x,Really small dogs,badges, Deers, Comedy, Galaxy High,Unicorns,Photography (i'm just a point and shoot sort of person),Drawing,My Iron maiden Mug,sleeping,Colourful Plastic, I love eating brie and watching Sponge Bob Square pants, I really enjoy a nice pint of cider on a Sunday in my fave pub and reading all the Sunday supliments,ME NO LIKE: Horses walking on Pavements, people leaving the top off the toothpaste, Tuna flakes in a can, needles, liquorish tea,the daily mail,People that push eco warrior, organic brocolli, free range morals down your throat. I will do my bit in my own way thank you very much!

I'd like to meet:

Dolly Parton,A CHUG (half pug,half chichuauha),Christopher Lee, A Viking, Rasputin, Sponge bob Square pantsYour results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 75% Supergirl 65% The Flash 65% Superman 60% Wonder Woman 55% Spider-Man 50% Robin 50% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 40% Hulk 30% Batman 10% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Music:

Sublime,Lamb,Wolfmother,Imogen Heap, Tool, Regina Spektor,Shit 80's music, Jimmi Hendrix, The Beatles,No Doubt, Dolly Parton, Pink Floyd, India Ire, The Meters, The Maytals, A perfect circle, Radio Head...

Movies:

The Vault of Horror, The House That Dripped Blood,Empire Records, Gold Finger, Spongebob Square pants the movie, Night of the Dead, Watership Down, Best in show, Super girl.

Television:

I don't own one!

Books:

Real life stories on fat people in magazines, Fruits, I am Legend, Memiors of a Geshia,Emperess Orchid,Period dramas about supressed women and highwaymen

My Blog

Absolutly Revolting!!!

OH MY GOD! So there I am driving along in my mums car listing to the radio (it was that or the best relaxing classical cd in the world ever) When disaster struck! The incident that...
Posted by Common Shrew! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

poodle death...

I had a wierd dream last night where I killed a poodle by mistake by letting drown when it was attacked by a white duck. I jumed into the water and rescued the dog by poking the bird in the eyes. I wa...
Posted by Common Shrew! on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:57:00 PST

Dolly Parton won't be my friend

Wahhhhhhhhhhh..Dolly Parton won't be my friend!! I'm going to try and be her friend again. I don't think she likes me! I'm so depressed ive eaten a whole slice of chocolate cake, a wedge of brie,...
Posted by Common Shrew! on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

Animal Fact of the day

a dehydrated camel can drink up to 200 litres! of water in three minuets!!!! Keep tuned for more amazing facts tommorrow ;) If any one wants to add an amazing fact feel free....
Posted by Common Shrew! on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST