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About Me


Hails!, I go by the name of Chris, I dwell in north London and I'm a heroic bastard made of steel. I was unleashed upon this earth on a terrible night, 18 years ago.
I can usually be found: listening to True Metal; with a beer in hand; watching football; any number of combinations of the aforementioned.
I love music;
listening, gigging and debating. I don’t have the patience to play it.
I love football;
watching, playing and debating. Although I don’t play nearly enough.
I love wrestling;
watching, getting nostalgic over and debating. The idea of wrestling training appeals, however.
I love films;
watching, quoting and debating. I’d love to get more involved, but due to a severe lack of funding and experience, this isn’t likely.
I love sitcoms;
watching and quoting. I plan to write scripts, whether original ideas or fanfics.
I love photography;
taking. Although with the equipment at my disposal, I won’t be doing it professionally any time soon.
I love literature;
writing and reading. Although I’ve got a permanent writer’s block.
I love doing shit with mates;
hanging out, getting drunk, gaming, debating, arguing, quoting, gigging, playing football, watching funny crap, you name it. And that’s the best.
Yes, I'm a humongous fucking cliché. Don't act as if you don't love me for it.
Anything else you wanna know… you know the damn routine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Metallian
Rising from darkness where hell hath no mercy and the screams
of vengeance echo on forever, only those who keep the faith
shall escape the wrath of the Metallian...
Master of all Metal

Fellow heroic Metal bastards who are willing to Defend the Faith and smite posers. The people who write the music I love. The people who inspire me. The people who entertain me. Those who think they could have a decent conversation with me over a nice cold pint. And a nice Metal lady. Get in contact:
MSN/Main E-mail: chriswright.cjw*AT*gmail.com

None of these cunts. (...HAHAHAHAHA)

But plenty of geniuses who come up with gimmicks like that.

Who I've already met David Barby
Steve Bould
Sol Campbell
Tony Chimel
Lenora Crichlow
Ronnie James Dio
Malcolm Dome
Danny Dyer
Noel Fielding
Dawn French
Robin Guy
Lauren Harris
Olivia Hallinan
Brian Hebner
Phil Hilborne
Dean Holdsworth
Chris Jericho
Steve Joule
Ross Kemp
Michael Kenney
Steve Lazarus
Dave Ling
Teddy Long
Andy Love
Aaron Ramsey
Rod Smallwood
Arsene Wenger
Jack Wilshire
Christopher Bowes (Alestorm)
Gavin Harper (Alestorm)
Dani Evans (Alestorm)
Ian Wilson (Alestorm)
Michael Amott (Arch Enemy)
Sharlee D’Angelo (Arch Enemy)
Fredrik Ã…kesson (ex-Arch Enemy)
Lee Gibson (Area 54)
Lakis Kyriacou (Area 54)
Steve Martin (Area 54)
Marco Wriedt (Axxis)
David Bermudez (Blaze Bayley Band)
Nico Bermudez (Blaze Bayley Band)
Frederik Ehmke (Blind Guardian)
Hansi Kürsch (Blind Guardian)
André Olbrich (Blind Guardian)
Marcus Siepen (Blind Guardian)
Jason James (Bullet for my Valentine)
Michael Paget (Bullet for my Valentine)
Michael Thomas (Bullet for my Valentine)
Matt Tuck (Bullet for my Valentine)
Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom)
Roope Latvala (Children of Bodom)
Janne Wirman (Children of Bodom)
Henkka Seppälä (Children of Bodom)
Jaska Raatikainen (Children of Bodom)
Adrian Erlandsson (ex-Cradle of Filth)
James McIlroy (ex-Cradle of Filth)
Roger Glover (Deep Purple)
Andy "Abbz" Abberley (Diamond Head)
Adrian Mills (ex-Diamond Head)
Eddie Moohan (Diamond Head)
Nick Tart (Diamond Head)
Brian Tatler (Diamond Head)
Karl Wilcox (Diamond Head)
Herman Li (DragonForce)
Sami Hinkka (Ensiferum)
Petri Lindroos (Ensiferum)
Janne Parviainen (Ensiferum)
Markus Toivonen (Ensiferum)
Emmi Silvennoinen (Ensiferum - touring)
Ben Carter (Evile)
Matt Drake (Evile)
Mike Alexander (Evile)
Ol Drake (Evile)
Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters/ex-Nirvana/Probot)
Sean Delson (Fozzy/Stuck Mojo)
Mike Martin (Fozzy)
Rich ‘The Duke’ Ward (Fozzy/Stuck Mojo)
Frank Fontsere (ex-Fozzy)
Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden)
Janick Gers (Iron Maiden)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)
Nicko McBrain (Iron Maiden)
Adrian Smith (Iron Maiden)
Blaze Bayley (ex-Iron Maiden)
Clive Burr (ex-Iron Maiden)
Paul Di’Anno (ex-Iron Maiden)
Terry Rance (ex-Iron Maiden
Dave Sullivan (ex-Iron Maiden)
K.K. Downing (Judas Priest)
Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
Glenn Tipton (Judas Priest)
Scott Travis (Judas Priest)
Fieldy Arvizu (Korn)
Jonathan Davis (Korn)
Munky Shaffer (Korn)
David Silveria (Korn)
Mille Petrozza (Kreator)
Ventor Reil (Kreator)
Sami Yli-Sirniö (Kreator)
Chris Broderick (Megadeth, ex-Nevermore)
Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)
James Lomenzo (Megadeth, ex-Black Label Society)
Marty Friedman (ex-Megadeth)
Shawn Drover (Megadeth)
Lemmy (Motörhead)
Phil Campbell (Motörhead)
Mikkey Dee (Motörhead)
Biff Byford (Saxon)
Nibbs Carter (Saxon)
Nigel Glockler (Saxon)
Paul Quinn (Saxon)
Doug Scarratt (Saxon)
Matthias Jabs (Scorpions)
James Kottak (Scorpions)
Pawel Maciwoda (Scorpions)
Klaus Meine (Scorpions)
Rudolf Schenker (Scorpions)
Jason Bittnerr (Shadows Fall)
Mikey Dee (Skindred)
Benji Webbe (Skindred)
Bonz (ex-Stuck Mojo)
Chuck Billy (Testament)
Paul Bostaph (Testament)
Greg Christian (Testament)
Eric Peterson (Testament)
Alex Skolnick (Testament)
Christofer Johnsson (Therion)
Katarina Lilja (Therion)
Johan Niemann (Therion)
Tommy Brunette (Towers of London)
The Rev (Towers of London)
Snell (Towers of London)
Dirk Tourette (Towers of London)
Donny Tourette (Towers of London)
Hannes Horma (Turisas)
Tude Lehtonen (Turisas)
Lisko Mäkinen (Turisas)
Warlord Nygård (Turisas)
Olli Vänskä (Turisas)
Jussi Wickström (Turisas)
Richie Faulkner (Voodoo Six)
Doug Aldrich (Whitesnake, Dio)

My Blog

New Years Resolutions

After a days careful pondering, I have finally decided on my New Years Resolutions for 2009...1) Rock and roll all night2) Party every day
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:50:00 GMT

I want to kick the Daily Mail in the face

Headline: "Platini asks for EU powers that could see English clubs barred from Champions League"Oh no! The dirty Frenchman wants to use his bias against England to ban English clubs from the Champions...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 04:30:00 GMT

The Car Crash

This time, a brief extract from a GCSE piece. This part of the piece is the only part of the whole thing that I feel holds its own any more. Due to the low quality, I'm only going to post 300 words of...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:55:00 GMT

Paulo DeGrazzi

A short piece written for my English A Level. Not bad, but could certainly be longer. I was instructed to flesh it out a bit more, but neglected to as I didn't feel that making it longer would improve...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:38:00 GMT

Stream of Consciousness

It's been a long while since I've last written properly. Writing appears to have fallen out of my priorities. Whilst I used to write for entertainment, I, for whatever reason, have been pre-occupied a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:40:00 GMT

Wrightys Lookalikes

This will be perpetually updated.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:54:00 GMT

Graspop Metal Meeting

What's red, purple, blistered, bruised and cut all over? Me after a fucking cracking festival, that's what.No, that wasn't a bad joke, those were all used up over the past few days. It's just a brief ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:42:00 GMT

Wacken Open Air 2008

I'll be updating this blog, as more bands that I want to see are added, and as I check out bands that are already announced, that I don't know.
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:25:00 GMT

Wrighty on...

Nightwish"I'm amazed fat goths like music this epic"Wrighty off.
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 17:18:00 GMT

Wrighty on...

Doctor's SurgeriesWhy do people take so long in Doctor's surgeries? Granted, some people would obviously need extra checking up on, like the elderly, but why, in general do people take so damn long wh...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:11:00 GMT