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About Me

I am an honest, hardworking gentleman with an appetite for success and happiness. Not to alarm, but I do have some alter egos floating about. The first is a guy called Bull Ryder. He was the first to hit myspace. He's a poor excuse of a musician who can't figure out if he's a rocker or a hick. The second goes by the handle Stick Man. He's a golf nut who has started a small business building "sticks" for other golf nuts and is experiencing some success. Finally, just plain Burt wears the shirt and tie everyday and peddles office supplies like a mad man. All in all, I'm a nice bunch of guys!

My Interests

no particular order: golf, writing and recording in the home studio, vintage skateboards, and long drives on curvy roads.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody I suppose. Keep in mind that I am not here to meet women for any dating or craziness related to dating, as I have encountered the ultimate creature and her name is Beth. Marriage is imminent.

Music:

Old country, a little punk rock, AM radio rock oldies

Movies:

Not so much. Spaceballs is a classic though.

Television:

Negative.

Books:

Mostly how-to stuff lately. Love to learn. I can say that Helter Skelter scared me a little, the Berenstein Bears make me want to cry and Tiger Woods' "How I Play Golf" helped shave about 13 strokes off my game.

Heroes:

My parents, my sister, Fugazi.

My Blog

another long time

Well friends, been a while. October was my last writing and a lot has happened since then. I suppose the most major of those happenings is my upcoming wedding. Yes, you heard correct...
Posted by Burt on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

No news = good news?

Pleasant greetings to one and all. I know I have been fairly distant as of late, what with no new blogs for you to peruse. The reasoning is fairly simple. Real life has decided to pi...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST

fight for second

Okay you guys, I'm a fucking golf addict. I can admit it freely. I play a fair bit and I shoot a fair score most days. Last year I won the low net score for my home course' Mens Cham...
Posted by Burt on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:08:00 PST

Arabian Nights

Well, since I have been having troubles posting blogs lately I have never really elaborated on my last crazy night at the sales conference. After the whistle was blown on me about my fence climb...
Posted by Burt on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:26:00 PST

up to the old tricks

So, this conference definitely consumed every second of my time for the last 4 days. No time for updates and no time for sightseeing. I have two good friends in Regina a...
Posted by Burt on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST

another strange trip

So, suddenly I find myself stuck in the center of another twisted little adventure. In my world, it is time for the first ever sales conference for the outfit I work for. Now, this is goin...
Posted by Burt on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:25:00 PST

the splits

I have to be honest here. This flippin' gash on my knee here is everything but pleasant. Full of surprises it is and as I felt half of it split open today on the 7th tee I thought to mysel...
Posted by Burt on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

anyone see my scissors?

So tonight was indeed the night for the removal of the stitches. Now, much of the last month has been a blur and I have yet to really take an inventory of what I have here left in the house.&nbs...
Posted by Burt on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:29:00 PST

Reality as I know it

Well, day one back in the suit was a little rough. Piecing together what I missed while on vacation and trying to scramble to make some sales before I am off down south for an upcoming sales con...
Posted by Burt on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:52:00 PST

Day 6. Drowning the sorrow of leaving

Well, my last day/nite in town was freakin terrific. I wakes up early to breakfast made by Chad. Then we head over to his office and I tag along for a day at work with him. Fir...
Posted by Burt on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST