A thousand times it calls your name
A thousand times you hear it
And fools are those who heed it's call
Yet fools are those who fear it
-Edward Monkton
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Hello shrouslings, I am Jayne. Alternatively, you can call me "Jandi", "Jaynie", "Jaids", "Miss Jandi Bee" or whatever you will :PYou wish to know stuff about me?! Okay then..I like horses. Life wouldn't be the same without them.
When I'm not with the beasts, I love being in the company of my closest chums, because they are so entertaining that just about anything done with them is fun.
I have a shitty part-time job, which I like not-so-much.
I'm generally pretty laid-back; a definate good-time gal who's in it fo' the laffs! :) I I am a bit of a compulsive loser with rather an addictive personality, and I'm a total fucking bitch! :)
To summarise:
BASICALLY, I AM...
Slow! ♥ Aimless ♥ Indecisive ♥ Sadistic ♥ Fun-loving ♥ Horse-obsessed ♥ Loyal to people/things I love ♥ Creative ♥ Slightly self-destructive
I HEART
My horse ♥ Horses & riding in general ♥ People who make me laugh ♥ Decent music ♥ Camden ♥ GHD's ♥ Losing weight ♥ Pretty art & drawing ♥ Tattoos ♥ Funny stuff ♥ Las Vegas ♥ Amsterdam ♥ The Dutch ♥ Blood & gore (Crazy Jap movies FTW!) ♥ Sick & harsh jokes ♥ eBay ♥ Hershey's Reeces Cups ♥ Payday ♥ Pretty underwear ♥ BBQ sauce ♥ Teh internet ♥ Eeyore memoribilia ♥ 'hardcore' spirits like Absinthe ♥ Emily The Strange ♥ Pizza Hut ♥ Incense ♥ Shops that sell weird & pretty things ♥ Christmas & Halloween ♥ Olympia horse shows ♥ Shakeaways ♥ Prozac ♥ The Summer ♥ Vaseline: teh most versatile product in the world!
I HATE...
Stress • Work • Stupid spoiled whores • Vicious circles • Regret • Football • Early mornings • Extreme temperatures • Being flat-chested (I have actual man-pecs instead of boobs & IT. IS. DEPRESSING.) • General ignorance • Stalkers • Emo fags • Chavs, chavspeak & the town way of life • Total fashion victims • Arrogant tossers • Puking • McDonalds (although their toilets are good for the last one ^_^) • Answering the phone *has phobia* • Being illed :( • Loneliness • Bouncers • The law • Sunburn • Interviews or any kind of interrogation • Being skint • Bad Hair Days
Eeyore
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J to the Ayyyyyynneee!
Birthday: 17th November 1987
Birthplace: Pompey
Current Location: Still here :(
Eye Color: Green-ish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5"8 apparently
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Golighty
Your Heritage: :S
The Shoes You Wore Today: Blue dragon-ey ones
Your Weakness: Junk foodz, also flattery
Your Fears: Debt, Losing my hair, Super Morbid obesity! :0
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast! *drools*
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a decent job. Get "in shape"..whoops!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "^_^"
Thoughts First Waking Up: JESUS COCKING CHRIST, NO..
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes and tummeh! Thankfully, it's not all bad :)
Your Bedtime: When I feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: My beautimous horse
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max plz
MacDonalds or Burger King: FUCKING SATAN'S WORK. Neither.
Single or Group Dates: Single plz, depending on the company in question
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Bleh, I'll take neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Whereabouts? ;)
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'd rather take a bath in it than drink the stuff :)
Do you Smoke: As and when the mood takes me, yeah. 99.9% of the time it's nothing exciting :(
Do you Swear: All the fucking time!
Do you Sing: As a rule, no
Do you Shower Daily: Of course. I'm not addicted though ^_^
Have you Been in Love: Never.
Do you want to go to College: What - again?! Somehow I don't think they'd have me back a third time :P
Do you want to get Married: Ideally yes, but not just to anyf*cker - they'd have to be rate good.
Do you belive in yourself: Hahahaha.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely, if ever
Do you think you are Attractive: Compared to what? :P
Are you a Health Freak: Pretty much exactly the opposite
Do you get along with your Parents: On odd occasions, but they are mugs!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not when I'm standing in the middle of a goddamned field with the 'orse :P
Do you play an Instrument: Not in recent years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Quite possibly :0
In the past month have you Smoked: Mhm.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope - if they think I'm gonna PAY for my happy pills they can shove 'em ^_^
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yersh, kinda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: This is England _In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I'm easy - No Manson-style freaky contacts though!
Favourite Hair Color: Anything au natural
Short or Long Hair: Long-ish, but lets not go overboard
Height: Simlilar to lil' old me
Weight: As long as they're not stupidly skinny.. otherwise I feel like a moose :P
Best Clothing Style: Whatever. Just no chavrags or emo fag-wear.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 - ish :S
Number of CDs I own: Not a great deal actually - yet still too many to count
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Good job I don't actually count, aye? :P
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