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At a first glance, you may mistake me for a girl. I have long, dark, messy hair, similar to that of a sheep. My forehead sticks out slightly so I resemble a caveman. I am unfortunate enough to have inherited my mothers nose, which has been described as a 'ski-slope' by my uncle, who lives in the woods, drives a cooking oil powered land rover and plants trees for a living.
I enjoy rocking out on my guitar at band practice, often imitating Angus Young by duck- walking up and down the garage like a twat. Music is one of the biggest things in my life, and it affects pretty much everything I do.
I am incredibly lazy, and hate myself for it. Apparently I can achieve if I try, but frankly I can't be arsed. However recently I have started going to the gym, thus revealing how weak I am compared to the mightly arms of my father, who hillariously pummelled a VERY BAD MAN.
My mum frequently gets drunk and still claims to be an 'eligible driver,' even after writing off three cars within a year.
I am frequently nagged for playing the guitar too loud, and the band have received a letter of complaint from the local council justifying this.
I like to look upon those who offend me or my friends as inferior, and imagine myself in five or so years time making money by gigging with the band, whilst those who pissed me off are stuck in a council house being fat and unemployed, because they have failed all in life, 'cos they're 'ard. Either that or I hurt them.
I shall conclude by saying this: We roll tonight, to the guitar bite, For those about to rock, I salute you.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neb
Birthday: 11th august
Birthplace: High Wycombe
Current Location: On my bed
Eye Color: Bloo
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: bout 5" 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty (woo)
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Running trainers
Your Weakness: Orgasmic guitar solos
Your Fears: Zakk Wylde's beard
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust- 'cos i'm fat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lift those bastard 40 kilo weights at the gym...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a slash...
Your Best Physical Feature: I will leave that for you to decide
Your Bedtime: Chuckin' out time
Your Most Missed Memory: I've forgotten...
Pepsi or Coke: Whichevers cheaper
MacDonalds or Burger King: They're both shit
Single or Group Dates: Single (I'm not a manwhore)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Erm.... Ice tea?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Fuck no
Do you Swear: I try not to...
Do you Sing: Only when forced...
Do you Shower Daily: It has to be a bath because the showers broken...
Have you Been in Love: Yep, still am
Do you want to go to College: Yep,
Do you want to get Married: Yep,
Do you belive in yourself: After a few pints
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuck no
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: Air broom
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Maybe...
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just the dope for me skin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Many a time :)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Presumably
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I looked at it...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Ooooh yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Fortunately no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Alas, no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Perhaps...
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe.. once or twice... :p
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, funny story actually...
Ever Shoplifted: I'm not strong enough
How do you want to Die: Impaled on my own guitar
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult?
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Steph
Favourite Hair Color: Steph
Short or Long Hair: Steph length
Height: Steph length
Weight: Steph
Best Clothing Style: Steph brand
Number of Drugs I have taken: Steph
Number of CDs I own: Ste... erm, please don't make me count
Number of Piercings: none the I am aware of
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Many things
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