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Lima Sprite

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About Me

I'm Liam


ABOUT ME
i play guitar religiously. i love the feeling of learning a new song and playing it stupid loud afterwards. i believe the guitar is the coolest instrument ever created. mans greatest achievement in the musical field. its just so fuckin cool i think im going to cry. one of these days im gonna buy a big fan for my room, and play solos into it. when i retire im going to live buy a mountain, so i can play solos at the summit everyday until i die. and maybe a sailing boat, for doing the same thing but at sea. the possibilities are endless. my dream is to make people happy. to inspire, create and perform. i want to feel love in life and be fondly remembered long after my death. and i love drum n bass these days too, its goood!
BOY HOWDY
once i got everything i need, im gonna be holding raves and gigs in the forest. ohh yes.and i gotta own a vw camper too. those are the sexiest mutherfuckin things on the road. then my stereotypical dream will be at reality.
this made me piss myself...
this is simply the coolest baby ever. every day must be a laugh riot with this kid

Im one fifth of CBJ69. A rape ass bunch of metalheads so check us out at this destination...

www.myspace.com/cbj69
add our banner and help whore us off to your friends...
im interested in
time, the universe, astronomy and religion, regulation of medias, astrology, the questions in life that may never be answered, tattoo's, psychology, criminology, philosophy, sociology, evolution, nature, life, death and of course infamous serial killers.
like most people i enjoy getting wasted.
dont think your any better or worse than i am. we're all equal regardless of success, wealth, image etc. a bullet in the brain will kill you, just as it would me. unless of course your marty friedman. guys got skills.

Oh, its all about KFC.

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My Interests

^^^TUNE!^^^

I play guitar, listen to music, play music, write music, and listen to guitar and write guitar. all in all i like guitars and anything associated with them. my favourite at the moment is this naughty girl...

I'd like to meet:

ID LIKE TO MEET YOU


Robert William Pickton
Mary elisabeth winsted

AND jeff buckley
dimebag darrel
jimi hendrix
Cliff Burton
(basically i wanna meet a load of dead musicians but theres no chance of it ever happening)...unless

Also:
Kerry King
Mick Thompson
Dan Weller
Bill Hicks
Kirk Hammett
Dave Mustaine
tom green

Marty Freidman
Eric Clapton
Alexander Pichushkin
Mick Foley
Ozzy Osbourne
Orlando Bloom (someday Orlando...someday)
Noel Fielding
George Carlin

Steve Coogan
Jimi Saville
Zack Wilde
George Bush
Jay and Silent Bob
Lindsey Lohan
Mark Hammill (yeh thats right)
Mel Gibson lol
John Lennon
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Heather Graham
Silvia Saint
kelly brooke
gwen stefani
emily scott

God
Satan
Jesus

Jeffrey Dahmer
John Gacey
Armin Meiwes
Ed Gein
Ray Mears
Steven Hawking
and as many people as i possibly can.

WEED,
A LOFT,
A SHOE,
A BUFFER,
not much on their own, but when you put them together...



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LOVE SWEEP PICKING!!!

Music:

CBJ69...FUCK YEAH!!! i listen to loads of music, but i have a hard on for metal in its many many forms. as well as that, i live with a bunch of DJ's who have blasted so much drum n bass, electro, hardhouse etc into my head that i need that now.

PANTERA, PANTERA, PANTERA,
UNEARTH,
SLAYER,

TRIVIUM (before they turned into a steaming pile of gay)
METALLICA, MEGADETH,
MACHINEHEAD,
A PERFECT CIRCLE,
COMMIX
NIN,
CARCASS,
MORBID ANGEL,
FINCH,
GLASSJAW,
MARTYR
DECAPITATED
AS BLOOD RUNS BLACK
THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD
PSYCROPTIC
ATHEIST
AC/DC,
PANTERA,
PANTERA,
FFF,
SHADOWS FALL.
IRON MAIDEN,
CHIMAIRA,
DRY KILL LOGIC,
LAMB OF GOD,
PROTEST THE HERO
Limewax
SPOR
breaker
D.Kay
MESHUGGA,
THE MARS VOLTA,
PANTERA
BENEATH THE MASSACRE
GOJIRA
BRAIN DRILL
DEVOLVED
NEURAXIS
COPROFAGO
AT THE DRIVE-IN,
DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
, DEFICIENCY
THE HUMAN ABSTRACT
X-VISION
I HATE SALLY
ION DISSONANCE
HOLLISTIC WISDOM
LED ZEPPELIN,
PINK FLOYD,
WEEZER,
GREEN DAY,
PRODIGY,
SABBATH,
PANTERA,
POISON THE WELL,
ATREYU,
LESS THAN JAKE
NOFX
RANDOM CONFLICT
SPUNGE
FARSE
GENESIS
STING
PINK FLOYD
NIRVANA,
NU TONE
ALICE IN CHAINS,
SOUNDGARDEN,
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE,
THERAPY,
MOTORHEAD,
QUEENS OF THE STONEAGE,
CLUTCH,
DEFICIENCY,
EVERYTIME I DIE,
DRAGONFORCE,
MENDEED,
SOULFLY,
DARKANE,
BMTH,
TIME LAPSE CONSORTIUM,
TAKING BACK SUNDAY,
KORN,

JIMI HENDRIX BABY!!!

, THE HAUNTED,
CHIMAIRA,
SLIPKNOT,
THE WHO,
AC/DC,
BLINK 182,JOB FOR A COWBOY,
NECROPHAGIST
LEPER MESSIAH
AVERICE
DYING DIVISION
APOCALYPSE FEVER
abysmal dawn
clifton
GABBA is the man! K90, Faithless, PITCHSHIFTER
abysmal dawn
THE MOULDY PEACHES
adam green
Aphex TWin
BASICALLY ANYTHING THATS GOOD, ESPECIALLY IF ITS GOOD AND HEAVY.I add more and more everyday.maybe your band will appear on here too!

Dimebag remembering the time he killed a badger with
an axe. When asked about the reason for his actions, he answered: "THAT
FUCKING BASTARD WAS COPYING MY UNIQUE TECHNIQUE! OWWWW NO MERCY FOR BADGERS!!! "

Movies:

Anything by kubrick, Zeitgeist, STAR WARS. favourite movies are...ALIEN
, 2001:A SPACE ODDYSSEY, THE SHINING, DONNIE DARKO, FRIDAY THE 13TH, CHILDSPLAY, AMERICAN PSYCHO, DIE HARD, TRAINSPOTTING, DAWN OF THE DEAD, DAY OF THE DEAD, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD(ANY ASS KICKIN ZOMBIE FILMS IN GENERAL), anything horror orientated. JAWS, Anchorman, Baseketball, orgasmo. any film with THE ROCK in it just waiting for him to do the peoples eyebrow and lay the smacketh downeth (but completely unintentionally related to his wrestling career.) karate chop, wife beating MARTIAL ARTS: BRUCE LEE!! And anything with loads of ninja's ninja star-ing old people. WAYNES WORLD, TERMINATOR 1 AND 2(3 kinda sucked), SPINAL TAP. i cant be arsed to Name any more.

Television:

FATHER TED, FAMILY GUY, ALAN PARTRIDGE, MONTY PYTHON, DR TERRIBLES HOUSE OF HORRIBLE, GARTH MIRENGIES DARK PLACE, SCRUBS, THE SIMPSONS, STEVE IRWIN, RAY MEARS,FRED DIBNAH, AMERICAN DAD, LITTLE BRITAIN, ADAM AND JOE SHOW, SHAMELESS, BLACK BOOKS, DEADLISET CATCH, ANY SORT OF WILDLIFE DOCUMENTARY. SOUTH PARK and many more i cant be buggered to mention.

Books:

those Mr Men ones. WOOOAAAHHHH!!!!! the bible is nothing more than an astrotheological literary hybrid. read it if you want. but dont take it too seriously.

Heroes:

BANANAMAN


and these...

My Blog

what my future holds

after my career has levelled outand everything is calmwhen i grow older i'll travel the world.climb mountains.surf and dive every seasee all the animalsmeet all the peopleill live by the oceanlie on t...
Posted by Lima Sprite on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:59:00 PST

An ode to Great White Sharks

I wouldnt want those chops cuppin ma jubblies!!!Straight from hell. stuff of nightmaresLOOK AT HIM FLYOOOO  IM SCAREDWOW, LOOK AT THOSE TEETH *gasp*Now thats what i call fast food...some dude get...
Posted by Lima Sprite on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:49:00 PST

Skinned alive

Ok, I'm no hippy so I've never really given much thought about this kind of stuff.Watch thisOut of sight out of mind huh?FUBAR.  I'm not saying donate or anything like that, just think about it....
Posted by Lima Sprite on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:52:00 PST

Why gherkins are so lovely

There somthing about them. I ask you all...go out and buy the biggest jar of pickled gherkins you can find. If not to eat then simply to enjoy their company. They look look little green sea cucumbers ...
Posted by Lima Sprite on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:58:00 PST

The university slag queen

I just got a huge bollocking from this girl who lives in the flat above mine at uni. I was as usual kicking serious ass thrashing out  some megadeth on my axe at obsurd volume levels, and then t...
Posted by Lima Sprite on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:11:00 PST

Old people and Alcohol

Last night i went to Scruffy Murphy's and stood outside for a bit, then some old drunken dude came up to us and started mumbling incoherently. then out of nowhere, his eyes widened open and he let out...
Posted by Lima Sprite on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 08:20:00 PST

Words I love saying:

CuntShitFartTwatBollocksFajMuffFuckTitsWank
Posted by Lima Sprite on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 10:06:00 PST