Thats me, staring into the camera. Back in the day, during the Russian revolution, me and Lenin were pals. We always used to hang out. Unfortunatley i was frozen in an unfortunate cryogenics accident. Trotsky was fooling around with liquid nitrogen when the whole tub turned me into socialist ice cream.
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Thats me behind martin Luther King, the freezing process had altered my skin tone. The bullet was actually meant for me, Brehznev had ordered my assasination, but the assasin didn't recognise me, because i was black, oh what a lark.
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I knew this guy, everyone assumed it was a brave act of protest against an authoritarian regime. The truth is he got caught up in the whole Tianamen Square thingy. He just loved standing in front of tanks. We always used to say to him, standing infront of tanks ll get you killed you crazy fool. He didn't listen.
Unfortunatley, Yoko had gone on a mad crack binge and was in a right state, she didn't look pretty, there was no way she could be on the front cover of Rolling Stone. So muggins here had to stand in. Having a naked john lennon clamped onto me like a scouse clam wasn't entirley unpleasant though. He smelt of vanilla and his skin was soft like that of a mole.