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Brett

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About Me

I am a part nerd, part social hore (sorry, myspace wouldn’t let me spell it correctly) half-breed. Often first contact must be made with Killa B through some sort of alcoholic beverage in order to grasp his true genius. I'll fight with you about everything from music to politics so long as you know to BE PASSIONATE... I'll respect you more. Don't tell me what you think your corporate buddies or Fuse lovin' friends want to hear (unless it's about Lindsey Lohan... man, that chick is hot). I wanna hear you say , "I loved Home Alone 3!" and not care that I tell all my other friends with whom I later share a hearty laugh. But enough about me, tell me how retarded you are...This profile was edited with

My Interests

Probably the same as every other 24-year old. I mean, we all love wicca and old 70's reel-to-reel home videos, right? I'm sick of talking about that stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is passionate about their goals. People who will tell me why I'm dumb for liking Hepcat and Ludicris at the same time. A person who takes risks. Those who aren't intimidated by intellectual discussion. Oh, and maybe these punks...

Music:

Everything from Eminem to Weezer to Stevie Wonder to George Gershwin to Vivaldi. Just don't bring that Country or Christian Rock krap in my house! Jeez, you can’t type a single quasi-profane word without this site censoring you.object

Movies:

Hands down Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory takes the nostalgia award but there have been some other good ones like Shawshank Redemption, Garden State, Napoleon Dynomite, and Mallrats. Oh, and by the way, I don't care what you say... Freddy Got Fingered was a HILARIOUS movie! Where else can you teach someone a moral through elephant jizz?

Television:

First off, you're gonna have to slit my throat to get me to watch any of this boring, corporate-gagged reality TV junk (but hey, yell at me until you convince me otherwise). I'm staying true to quality programs like Seinfeld, Family Guy, and the Simpsons. But if you want to bring it to back in the day we can watch the Wonder Years, Doogie Howser M.D., Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the old skool version), or He-Man.

Books:

Books! What am I, a nerd! Yeah, sometimes so shut up. 1984 rocked the casbah kids. So did Hamlet. There's also a lot of political books I liked that would bore you all to tears but I'm a sadist like that so I'll read them aloud to you sometime.

Heroes:

My mom... just messing with you! It's gotta be Brad Pitt. Which one of you ladies wouldn't get with that guy? He's had hot millionaire women like Jennifer Aniston after him. Don't pretend like any one of you guys wouldn't switch places with him for even a second. How many ladies did you ever see Superman or Martin Luther King Jr. with?