StevO & The MotorBoaters

Graduating from UCSB the two newfound Gaucho Alums aspired for something more. After realizing their badass status, and after quite a few alcoholic beverages and drug cocktails StevO & The MotorBoaters was formed, a birth meant for nothing more than getting chicks, getting fucked up and bringing to light good musical taste in this day of age where everybody else's taste sucks. StevO & The MotorBoaters are the NUMBER ONE cover band in the World, they do not take any shit, and they certainly dont take requests, actually shouting out requests at a live show is almost certain to envoke the pure carnage of Lead Man StevO. He has drawn blood with his teeth, a violin bow, with his microphone stand, as well as his microphone. Any crowd contribution is strictly forbidden by StevO unless he personally has asked for it. And StevO is the more personable of the two band members. J.T. aka Kody the Kid is a whole other bag of issues, with an ongoing intense hardcore drug addiction, he is a force to be reckoned with. It is told that during one of StevO & The MotorBoaters live performances in Austria in the Summer of 2002, J.T. actually murdered the bassist to StevO & The MotorBoaters with an axe to the face, when questioned by authorites J.T. smiled, lit up a cigarette (eventhough he already was smoking one) and said in a perfect British accent (eventhough he is from America) "the guy fucked up the same part last night in Edinburgh" then said something about returning videotapes and left the scene.
After ripping through Europe for the past two years, the band is now on hiatus. StevO, living by the ocean, is soul searching for a new bag of songs to cover, while ducking from authorites, because of his dark complexion and badass fuck off attitude. J.T. is stuck in a rehab institution called WFCF in Tempe, AZ for his ongoing drug addiction and anger management issues. But recently the two met up at an undisclosed location in Southern California and are rumored to be rehearsing again for a winter tour of Spain before returning to the States in the Summer of 2007. Did I metion they were banned from the states for four years in 2003 for getting in a fight with each other on stage, and after seriously injuring each other they managed to seriously injure half of the 3000 capacity venue with a flamethrower, chainsaw and a nailgun. Some of that crowd still hasn't been found but are rumoured to still be dissolving in a bathroom in Hells Kitchen. However, no females were injured in this brutal engagement, because StevO & The MotorBoaters are all about protecting women from harm. Entertaining women to the fullest with StevO's uncanny charm and The Motorboaters unparralled ability to cover classic rock songs supplies the fuel that burns the fire that is known as StevO & The MotorBoaters, as well as getting chicks, cause after all chicks are the reason this band is together.
A force to be reckoned with already, these two have gained forces with a new hott keyboardist, but don't let her stunning good looks fool you, Naomi is one of the band's most powerful assets. Not only is she the next Jerry Lee Lewis with tits but she also matches the complete and utter badassness of StevO and J.T. At one of their IV shows in the summer of 2003, she put six girls in the hospital for hitting on her boyfriend, yeah thats right boys she's taken. Then, before being banned in the states StevO & the Motorboaters were playing at Typhoons in San Diego and some chump tried to get on stage and dance with her. Since J.T. was immersed in an epic solo she took charge. She swooped in and acted like she was about to start dancing with him and in a flash a broken nose, broken jaw, broken knee, broken arm and then she sent his balls into his stomach. Viewing this, other men in the crowd became visibly upset and rushed the stage. Luckily the solo was over and J.T. took the first guy's life by breaking his '52 strat over his head. Then StevO grabbed the ex drummer (i say ex cause he was fired after the show because he wasn't nearly savage enough for the likes of the MotorBoaters), picked him up over his head and tossed him onto the incoming mob. The brawl continued until the bouncers of Typhoons tried to break it up. Tried because before they could accomplish anything, StevO took them out. One with a sweep kick, the next with an upward thrust to the nose, and the third with one of the the craziest jump kicks ever witnessed, he managed to break the bouncer's collarbone, and seperate three vertabrae with the massive blow. The MotorBoaters then left on their own accord. The 250 lbs. man that fell victim to StevO''s jump kick was sent to the ICU immedietly and although he was supposed to recover, he died a day later due to "surgical complications". J.T. said he knew nothing about it and mentioned he was returning videotapes during the time of death.
Now at full strength, StevO, the viscious lead man, J.T. the Kodiak, and Naomi, the bombshell with manic attitude, have teamed up with an epic tattoo artist, Josh Scolari, and JuJu Renee, an Art Director that can make your eyes bleed with the simple stroke of a brush. This crew will kick ass, take names and enamor all women in the next coming year so keep an eye out...
P.S. These guys are actually even more badass then this story but this is all their Attorney, Scotty "Too Hotty" Mitchell, would let us write here on myspace.