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Minus the Jeff

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I'M NOT HARDxCORE. I'M NOT EMO. I'M NOT PUNK. I'M JUST JEFF.
I don't need to fit in, and I'm quite happy with who I am. I don't judge. I am far from perfect, and feel it's people's imperfections who make them special and unique. I'm the coolest motherfucker you will ever meet, but I'm also the biggest dork, and quite random and spazmatic at times. I hold my friends on the highest pedestal, and always put them before me. I love music, i'm obsessed with it... I go to show's, too many of them. I like doritos... cool ranch.
Don't eat off my plate or you'll get slapped...
I'm an 80's rocker at heart...
'Music is an indirect force for change, because it provides an anchor against human tragedy. In this sense, it works towards a reconciled world. It can also be the direct experience of change. At certain points during some shows, the reconciled world is already here, at least in that second, at that place. Those seconds reveal that the momentum that drives a subculture is more important than any particular band. The momentum is made of all the people who stay interested, and keep their sense of urgency and hope.' - Jesse Michaels, Operation Ivy. Circa 1985
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dreamed before." - Edgar Allan Poe
"The Moral Law tells us the tune we have to play: our instincts are merely the keys." - C.S. Lewis
"Gangsta's make the world go 'round" - Westside Connection
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS DAMMIT" - BOB-O

My Interests

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We live in a time when things are not what they seem. The media representation of life and the circumstances surrounding us are reflections of a fear absorbed culture. Television has replaced our parents. Money stole our identities. Authority failed our trust. It is more important now than it has ever been that we reject the status quo and think for ourselves...

I write for a magazine. Racket Magazine to be exact. Be sure to check out our website!

Racket Magazine on Myspace!

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino... they're effin' badass! Brian Ewing, one of the coolest artists I have ever seen, and Dane Cook, possibly the funniest guy EVER!...
Someone who doesn't suck. Anyone who's down to be themselves around me and don't feel like they need to put on an act to be cool. Also just people with similar interests...

Music:

IRON FUCKING MAIDEN

I don't label music, I don't give genres of subgenres, nor do I title. I don't judge people based on what they listen to, and If you judge me, we're bound to have some words. It's all universal. I like what I Like and that's all. I listen to all genres, I like all sorts of stuff...

Insert your favorite band here ________________

Movies:

SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!!!

Kevin Smith and Tarantino movies are awesome... but nothing can top South Park, or Bio-Dome... hilarious movies. Fight Club, Godfather (all but pt.3), GoodFellas, Amelie, A Bronx Tale, The Wall, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, the Outsiders, True Romance, Star Wars, the Goonies, Indiana Jones, Casino, and don't forget BASEketball...

"You know who I am, Mr. Worley? The anti-Christ - you get me in a vendetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in Heaven that you've never seen Evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you." (Christopher Walken - True Romance)

"The greatest trick the devil ever played, was convincing the world he didn't exist" (Kevin Spacey - Usual Suspects)

Television:

HEROES, House, Entourage, Shark, METALOCALYPSE!!!!, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!!, The Simpsons, Forensic Files, Anatomy of a Crime, Family Guy, Law and Order, CSI... and that cheesy porn that comes on late night on Cinemax and HBO... ya that stuff rules!

Books:

"TRANCE Formation of America" by Phillips and O'Brien, Just Read "The Chronicles of Narnia" by C.S. Lewis, "...Said the shotgun to the head" and "(s)he" by Saul Williams, "All The Hits So Far" by Bradley Hathaway, the works of Edgar Allan Poe. Nirvana's autobiography, and Lord Of The Rings are always good reads too.

Heroes:

My MOM (yes I am a mamma's boy... without her I wouldn't be half the man I am today... she has inspired me and shown me how strong one person can really be... I love her)

This Guy...

BOB-O!!!!!!!, ELVIS!, The XMEN, BRIAN EWING
And of course...

Johnny Ca$h, one of the main reasons I have ever done anything musically...

My Blog

the force is strong in my penis....

Your Penis Name is: Darth VaderGet your own Penis Name how fucking cool is that?...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lately...

Lately I've been doing alot of thinking. Thinking about my future, my goals, and things I have actually accomplished. Looking down this long laundry list of things, I have relaized a few things. I ha...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rain Dance on the radio...

OK, crazy crazy shit.... David ands Jeff come and pick me up from work, and we decided to kick some jams. Well, anyone who has ever ridden in the minivan time forgot, then youknow that your listeni...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Livin' La Vida Loca

So here's a recap of one of the coolest, yet worst nights in my life... remember kids, don't try this at home So my evening started off at AppleBee's where I consumed a salad and 3 tall Heferweise...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sylvan park, torn pants and accordians

OK So it's been a while since my last posting so I guess I'll get up to speed here...So England's CD is done and the band is leaving for tour in about a week. Things should be good for them, right? We...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To hell with you and all your friends....

I'm in a world of shit lately... but in midst of all that is shitty, there is still a silver lining to the darkest clouds... - I did a bad bad thing at work yesterday... not my fault entirely, but ...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

do this bitches!

thanks! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a breath of fresh air...

Ok so i posted this in my livejournal, but I feel its worth posting here... enjoy... Well the last couple days have definately made up for the past week of shittiness. Saturday night/Sunday Mor...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ha ha ha ha ha ha

so I could write about the shitty night I had last night, but I decided to write about the cool day i had. I went to work, faked sick, came home, ate some bomb italian food, and watched these godawfu...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Have you ever had one of those days?

You know, the days where nothing goes right? Well to start things off, I fuckin' broke my guitar before I went to work (thus settimg my mood), then of course it's I have to drive through the crappy w...
Posted by Minus the Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST