Rachael - ProfilesArchive

About Me

weakness for fart jokes

My Interests

Knitting hats for seagulls. Using myself as a finger-puppet. Having gelatine lollies for breakfast (although they do make me go silly). Cuddle parties. Circumcising possums. Impersonations of Velociraptors. Reading. Concerts. My Mac. Loitering. Napping. Painting. Graphic design. Holding babies. Whimsical webcams. Drunken debauchery. Alliteration.

I'd like to meet:

Ted Kennedy, Jessie Helms, togethor, in a bath tub. A darling man to pump me full of babies. Cool nerds.

Movies:

Waiting For Guffman, Rain Man, In the Name of the Father, Fiddler On the Roof, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Romeo + Juliet, Spinal Tap, Uncle Buck

Television:

Conan, Strangers with Candy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Sopranos

Books:

Jane Eyre, Bonfire of the Vanities, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Heroes:

Amy Sedaris. Dolly Parton. .

My Blog

I'm a real hit with bums and retards

Today, at work, I gave a customer with no front teeth a free copy, because I felt sorry for him because he had no front teeth. He said, 'Thank you, and I just want you to know you are the most beautif...
Posted by Rachael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Beef Queen

Guess what? I'm fat! No really. I thought I was just in the normal to festively plump range, but I stand corrected. I woke up to the following post on my page the other day: Kirsten, was referrin...
Posted by Rachael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Universe inverse: everything is Lil' Kim's camel-toe. Lil' Kim's camel-toe is everything.

Posted by Rachael on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST