1.i can be very sarcastic (but it's 'almost' always done in jest)
2.i am very much british.....there is english, scottish, irish and welsh blood in my veins (and diluted roman and viking obviously)
3.i like getting to know lots of different people, (because i'm a nosey cow)
4.i hate being lied to,so am (sometimes brutally) honest myself
5.i seem to attract stalkers with an unhealthy obsession for bodily excretions (i have no idea why this is, but it can be highly amusing)
6.i prefer my friends to have a sense of humour (as my friend you may well need one)
that's not to say i'm terrible or difficult to like, infact...
if you are nice to me, i will be super nice to you
if you make me giggle, i will have you laughing your socks off
if you are nasty to me, i will poke your eyes out with a shitty stick
7.i love getting messages ....so make my day and send me one before you leave............ but if you're after free entry into the uk....try holding on to the bottom of a lorry.....i don't reply to...
"i have found my soulmate in you"..."i will cherish you always, you are my queen"...(just two of many)
oh....and, i'd really rather not see your erect penis if it's all the same to you
i mean.. "when you've seen one, you've seen them all"
ok, that's not strictly true....(different sizes, shapes and shades)..but still... ewwwww!!, there are sites out there for you.. stop being so cheap!!
ermm what else
8.i accidently married an adulterous fuck-wit, and am in the process of getting divorced
9.i have the bestest friends in the whole world (they are mostly boarderline mentalists)....i love that in a friend lol
10.so, that's me!!
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