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Joni

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About Me

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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Empress Sparklestar the Nefarious of Wallop upon Deane
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic TitleI would be an axe wielding psycopath............. but that would require too much effort!I was abandoned at birth and raised by a group of wild rabbits. They were a great family to be brought up with, and I developed a life long passion for carrots and bouncing. However the bliss could not last for ever..... one year I got very drunk and was hoodwinked by a local fox into trying out rabbit meat.......Having been ostracised from the warren I ran with a horse called Daisy for a few years. She taught me all the life skills I needed. Then, when she thought I was ready to tackle the wild world she packed me off to Lillypud where I studied Geology before defecting to become an Osteoimmunologist. (Try saying that while drunk!)These days I can mostly be found sailing the high seas with a cutlass 'tween my teeth, singing slightly garbled sea shanties and drinking all the rum......
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My Interests

Too many to list here! My horse Murphy has to be mentioned though because he's my baby!
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I'd like to meet:

Byron, John Wilmot....... (Ok, so that's not exactly likely!)Anybody with wit, charm, and an open mind. People who allow their inner beauty to shine through, and who do not allow society to dictate how they live their lives. Diversity and inhibition are wonderful things.

Music:

Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Dresden Dolls, IamX, David Bowie, PJ Harvey, Gary Numan, Placebo, Jane's Addiction, Suede, Robots In Disguise, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Skunk Anansie, Porno For Pyros, T-Rex, NIN, Siouxie and the Banshees, Sisters Of Mercy, The Cure, The Damned, Bauhaus, Muse, Sneaker Pimps, Manic Street Preachers, Joni Mitchell, Jimi Hendrix, Jethro Tull, Led Zep, Black Sabbath, Yes, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Frank Zappa, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Nick Drake, Joy Division, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, The Boo Radleys, The Doors, Lou Reed, New Order, White Stripes, Echo and the Bunnymen, Ladytron, I'm sure that there are loads I've forgotten.....

Movies:

The Libertine, Anything by Tim Burton, Cry Baby, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Nosforatu, Dracula (the Bela Lugosi one), Labyrinth, Ladyhawke, Legend, Willow, LOTR, Serenity, Star Wars, Interview With A Vampire, The Lost Boys, St Elmos fire, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Tank Girl, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil

Television:

Dr Who, Torchwood, The Mighty Boosh, Look Around You, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Black Books, Spaced, CSI, QI, Fry and Laurie (I wish they would do more together *sigh*), The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Books:

Gormenghast Trilogy, The Brothers Karamazov, LOTR, The Little White Horse, Sabriel, His Dark Materials, Interview With A Vampire, Paradise Lost, The Divine Comedy, Marlowe's Dr Faustus, Goethe's Faust, Down And Out In London And Paris, The Road To Wigan Pier

Heroes:

Albrecht Duhrer, William Blake, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, John Wilmot, David Bowie, Nick Cave, Mervyn Peake, Christopher Lee, Dante Alighieri

My Blog

The tag thing

Once you're tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or interesting facts about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that say...
Posted by Joni on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

Top 10 ways to destroy the Earth

Total existence failure You will need: nothing Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000...
Posted by Joni on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:18:00 PST

First show of the year

Murphy and I went to our first show of the year.  It all started a little wobbly, Murph decided he did not want to go into the horse box, until his little pony pal Zac went in first.  Then Z...
Posted by Joni on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

Today I have been mostly ......

......counting these buggers. There are only so many cells you can count before you......a) Fall off your chair sidewaysb) Relocate to a small, dark room and sit with your head between your knees, swa...
Posted by Joni on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

Happy horsey day (by Murphy)

Murphy wanted to write a blog....... he's feeling all left out now that the rabbit has got his own myspace, and how could I refuse?   I was grazing in the field when I saw a familiar figure comin...
Posted by Joni on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST

Happiness is......

....cool bark against your back, grass at your feet, a book in your hand, a song in your heart, and an afternoon with no plans stretched out before you. It's been a wonderful day.  ...
Posted by Joni on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

My horse and I have issues

Murphy is on painkillers at the moment to help with the arthritis that he's developed.  They're mixed in with his feed and he is not impressed! He'll take a mouthful of food and then turn and giv...
Posted by Joni on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

And breathe, and collapse!

What a weekend! Saturday night was spent in the company of Sieben and Voltaire, both of whom are wonderful. Sunday morning was spent in the best company and then the afternoon was spent on horseback.&...
Posted by Joni on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST

And I won't breathe so you can recover (the aftermath of a night with IamX)

I had a wonderful time in London.  Having been apprehensive about going it alone, I'm now so glad that I did, and I hope to repeat the experience again.  I learnt that I am much more confide...
Posted by Joni on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST

My body hates me

I'm really not well.  I can hardly swallow because of my swollen throat, my ears are buzzing because I've got an ear infection, I'm coughing so much that I think I'm going to present a lung ...
Posted by Joni on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST