Grigori Rasputin

You tried to kill and failed miserably you fucking assholes! how did you not succeed? Really; poison, clubbing, shooting, castration, drowning and i'm still not dead. But seriously, i'm a magnetic guy so they say... although i hate to be boastful as it is agaist orthodox eastern religious beliefs (i'm a monk). Yeah, thats it. by the way my penis is thirteen inches long- by conparison Napoleon's is a mere pod of only six centimeters.