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Alana

Alana, your credit card company is fucking you in the ass.

About Me



hey everybody! come see how good i look!

i love my dogs. i love my friends. i love my boyfriend. i love my family. i love my job. i love music. i love the rain. i love tattoos. i love to sleep. i love to laugh. i love you. (however, not in this particular order...)

there's a lot more to me than this "about me" section. it's all in my blogs....

"NO SHAME, NO REGRETS"-sas

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My Interests



i've developed a sudden interest in cadavers...also: music, people, trashy literature, funny jokes, dogs, new york city, the holocaust, slavery, medicine, tattoos, anything but birds.

but my main interest is trying to kiss jackie the mexican.

I'd like to meet:



old friends, new friends, fun people

gangsters and thuggs that are down with thugg life.

your sweatpants

Music:



muzak is life morrissey and bon jovi

Movies:



a league of their own, pirates of the caribbean, harry potter/s, dodgeball, schindler's list, shawshank redemption, GARDEN STATE, love actually, elf, bridget jones' diaries, anchorman, and drumline (seriously), borat....

Television:



law&order: svu, grey's anatomy, lost, rob&big, roseanne, house, e.r., the girls next door, and the hills

Books:



non fiction/fiction.. fiction: jane green books..all of them, v.c. andrews, 1984, from bush to bush (letters from lazlo toth); non fiction: genome (matt ridley), informative books on religion (all), empress orchid and becoming madame mao (anchee min), the rape of nanking (iris chang), the girls who went away (ann fessler)

currently reading: falling leaves by adeline yen mah and the princess bride by william goldman (i only read this when i take a shit at dennis')

Heroes:



my auntie bebe who fought breast cancer for 6 years and helped my brother and i see the good the world has to offer, parents- my mom just got a heart transplant (10/03/06), all the medical workers who work for the greater good and not for the $$

"and no one said it was gonna be easy,
and i'm not afraid to fight,
with the odds stacked up against me,
i'll have to fight,
one life, one chance, gotta do it right"-h2o

My Blog

more gangster than eazy-e

my dad just got into a verbal fight with my tweaker neighbors over dog shit.  it's pretty amusing.  i will tell you the story one day. also, my allergies are kicking my ass.  finally, ...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:49:00 PST

morrissey vs. fetuses

sad to say, monday was a little more exciting than stephen morrissey.  i'm no morrissey superfan or anything..i like his music, and i think he's pretty good looking for his age (62 or something)...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

dead bodies and morrissey

so in about a half hour i'll be on my way to see the bodies exhibition.  that shit cost 72 smackers.  it better be good!  tomorrow i'll be seeing morrissey!dennis is a jackal.  he ...
Posted by Alana on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:08:00 PST

v cast song id phone. wtf

apparently, there is now a phone that you can just hold up to listen to music and it'll identify the song for you and make it available for download.  WORST IDEA EVER.  if i saw somebody hol...
Posted by Alana on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

my first paintball experience

was enough to make me want to break edge. what the fuck man!!!  why the hell are those balls so hard, and why do i suck so bad!!!  nonetheless, i had fun.  harder took claudine's place...
Posted by Alana on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

wudoo wudoo wudoo

man, i love my boyfriend.  i just talked him into buying himself (me) a new red digi camera and he did!!  so i just traded him my camera for his new red one!  seriously, my camera is fu...
Posted by Alana on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

FUCK your teeth!

my teeth are killing me!!!!  i took a bite of my aunt's cheesecake and my teeth haven't stopped hurting since then.  it's been 3 hours!!!  i'm surfing the space right now because dennis...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

the body exhibit @ utc

have you guys heard about this traveling exhibit?  it's where they have actual human bodies preserved and dissected so you can see how your insides work...i REALLY REALLY want to go.  it ser...
Posted by Alana on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

honking

when i drove a truck, i was all about the honking.  but now that i'm in a honda accord, i can never work up the courage to honk because instead of a "HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER!!!! it's a "toot toot,...
Posted by Alana on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:55:00 PST

MUTHA'S DAY

gave my mom a card and a nug (when i say "nug" i mean $20 times is rough right now okay?!).  she's gangsta like that.  i got my barbell's changed for free today.  you're jealous.  ...
Posted by Alana on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:03:00 PST