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Lauren

You know what likes chocolate? Gonorrhea.

About Me

I am a damn dirty ape.

also, I only have four teefs.

Emma Goldman has been replaced by my new monkey.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Basically, I am a rock star, now. It's about time.

I'm not kidding about the teefahs. You can call me Gappy McToofless. I'll respond.

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

My adoring public.

Music:

Group: Los Razos. Song: Mi Gordis.My new current favorite.I love Link TV. World Music has made my life so much better.

Movies:

I haven't been watching movies. I should watch more movies again.

Television:

We have satellite now. We get commie channels. They rule. My time is split pretty evenly between trash on E!, Law and Order, documentaries about genocide, world music, and bull riding (thanks, Shane). I think I have found a nice balance.

Books:

Harry Potter comes out July 21. I can't wait.I've been a rereader lately. A lot of Vonnegut. I heart Vonnegut.

Heroes:

anyone who will buy me ice cream.

My Blog

I hope they have sheep and beef hearts in tiger heaven

RIP.You were loved. You will be missed.
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:22:00 PST

Four Square Rules.

Here are pictures to prove it.http://s147.photobucket.com/albums/r286/laurenfway/four%2 0square/
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

My new goal in life

is to somehow obtain a finite Erdos-Bacon number. Anyone out there can help me? Feynman and Natalie Portman both have one, why can't I?
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:20:00 PST

best. day. ever.

seriously. I made out with a giraffe. I fed a rhino. I was in a fossa enclosure. I don't think you've known happiness until you've met Randell. He'll change your life. I love the world right now...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

jeffrey is a bad person

I don't like him. I don't like junkies. I don't want them in my sphere, even on tv. He is a bad person. Bad bad bad person. He should eat it.
Posted by Lauren on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST

I took Shanna's survey.

Things I'd Like to Know About My Friends. Part I.When You's-a-Yung'unWhen you were a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?:veterinarian, pele, teacher In what grade was your first crush. ...
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST

AIDS Walk 2k6

Dudes. I'm walking. It makes me awesome. You know what makes you awesome? Donating. You can use your credit card online. $5 is valid. For serious. $10 is better. (Dr. Letendre gave $75... he ...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:13:00 PST

update on the transportation situation

My car is repaired. It runs better than ever. Isreal Mejia is my hero. Seriously. He's awesome.
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:49:00 PST

My dependence on oil has just become abundantly clear

Ha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. So, I was driving Bear to the grocery store to get snacks for his 15 hour flight to which I am supposed to drive him in the morning. And all of a sudden, ...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:21:00 PST

It's all OK

Really. I have something to live for. And nothing else matters. I'm gonna go write me some lyrics. This is gonna be great.... Forget everything else. I've ever said. Because it's all good.
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:37:00 PST