On Nostradamus |
Nostradamus was a man, who mastered the art of ambiguity.
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST |
Pacifier Blues |
Thursday is my last final. Right now I want to drink and do drugs. Instead I drink water and smoke hard work and dedication. I've been writing alot for my writing class. We wri...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST |
Cmon baby, just the tip |
After a good 1 1/2 month long hiatus from working I've finally got a job. This time I'm doing something completely different from my supermarket gig, which turned out to be too hectic with the whole b...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST |
My Day On Too Much Redbull |
Every once in a while I like to get super hopped up on energy drinks for no reason whatsoever. Maybe it's because I'm c-c-c-razy, I'm not one to tell. The point is, this is what I do.&nbs...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST |
Overnight |
Overnightimagine what comes next when the cold queensinks her icicleinto your back and you fuckin love it,want to take hercall her yoursso badyou'd pluck the sun,from the skystick it in her palmwrap h...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST |
"Porn" doesn't rhyme with "fun" but it should |
So I was watching some bucking hardcore pornography today when it occured to me that its slightly gay on my behalf to prefer that the male pornstar have a big penis. But then I thought about it ...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:39:00 PST |
My Gnarly Car Wreck |
Happy halloween.That's my car after last night. The girlfriend and I flipped over about three times after being hit by a drunk chic in a Jetta. I know I know, a Jetta flipped my 4-runner o...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST |
How I Hate You, Walt Disney |
Yeah the picture is from Disneyland. The happiest place on earth. For retards and children. That's the ride "Small World" in the background. It goes about 1 mph and is for retards and children. I thi...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST |
My First Story Ever |
The grocery scanner beeped twice, indicating a double charge. I didn't so much notice. A woman with big breasts had entered the store. I traced her movement with my head as I shoved...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST |
A Couple Things I've Learned So Far |
Yeah so I haven't written much lately, whatever. I don't give a shit. Bite me. I've been busy doing schoolwork and pumping enough iron to make your momma say damn. Actually, fr...
Posted by Senor Gregorio on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST |
