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Jared

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a lover. Plus I can shovel shit like nobody's business.

My Interests

blondes,brunettes, redheads (sometimes), skydiving, tom petty's song freefalling (i'm cliche like that), pilates

I'd like to meet:

I apologize to you if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced, akward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, wondering Do I have food on my face? Am I eating, am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested. But I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So all of the sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her. Do I have to wait for the door cuz' then it's akward. It's like Well, goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you just go right in and kiss em' on the lips? Or you don't kiss em' at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering , Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? And perhaps play a little game called, Just the tip in. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or Ouch, ouch. You're on my hair. ... Great talk.In all honesty, I'll date you but it probably won't last. You're no less crazy then the last girl.

Music:

De la Soul, Jurassic 5, Nas, NOFX, Less Than Jake, Bob Marley, Black Eyed Peas, Sublime, 311, Goldfinger, The Beatles, Long Beach Dub All Stars, Op Ivy, Rancid, Pennywise, Face to Face, strike.fire.fall, Kanye West, Jay Z, Pepper

Movies:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Animal House, Porky's, Supertroopers, Usual Suspects, Van Wilder, Old School, Rounders, Jackie Brown, Casino, Heat, Goodfellas, Starsky and Hutch, Road Trip, Good Will Hunting, Requiem for a Dream, Wedding Crashers, Revenge of the Nerds

Television:

Entourage, Californication

Books:

Cat's Cradle, Bringing Down The House, Ugly Americans

Heroes:

Vincent Chase, Jeff Spicolli, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer,