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Koleka

GIVE LIFE A BEAR HUG!

About Me

I love to make people laugh. I love the look in their eyes and the sound of their laugh. I love it all, from giggles to deep rumbles, but the laughs I love the most are the ones that are so intense you can't breathe or make a sound. You are just left there with you mouth open gasping for air. I will do anything for a laugh. I tell animated stories and Jokes. I love jokes, even the politically incorrect jokes. I am going to hell for that but hey, if it makes you laugh i guess it is worth it. I will even humiliate myself if I think it will make someone crack a smile. I use humor to defuse any situation when I am crying I am still trying to make the people comforting me laugh. When someone is hurt I make them laugh. It is the one thing I care about most in the world. I am also very involved in reproductive rights. I am majoring in Sexuality at Western Washington University and hope to one day be a councilor for sexually abused teens. I also want to work with HIV patients and write pleasure advocacy books. I am a huge supporter of the womens right to choose and more than that I support masturbation. I am an avid lover of all people and there for I believe that everyone should have access to safe, pleasurable sex in accordance with their individual orientation and creed.

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My Interests

People, Eyes, Footprints, Flashing, The human form, pure unadulterated beauty, Virgin Snow, Feminisim, Vaginas, Kitten Yawns, Baby Socks, Tattoos and Piercings, Astrohooker Boots, The curve of the waste, Birthday Cards, Kisses between friends, Adventures, Sea Glass, Faries, Fetishes, Stars in the night sky, Hugs, The strenght of sexual abuse surviors, All survivors, Learning, days so pretty they hurt because our minds can't concive the joy we feel, The meaning of tears, obscure friendships, unexpected smiles, a cool breeze, faith, pictures, poetry, pesto, soup, drawing, midwifery, miss matched pairs, Ihop, Safe places (My house in the rain, a sun warmed feild, a river bank) Pineapple (I don't like eating it that much but for some reason it facinates me!) Juggling, The watch tower, free nights and weekends starting at 7 pm, herbs, black and red, altoids, candles, salsa from the restruant in my home town, making buttons on a whim (I have a janio button!!!), understanding why people do the things they do, tea, home videos, I make pants!!!, tapistries, wind, wind chimes, sushi night, crafts (I lik to pretend like I am martha stuart without that whole jail thing), hugs, comprehensive sex-ed, Connections, Learning everything, People watching, saving the world, barter fair, Trailblazing, Holistic Healing (Blame that on my mom), Reproductive rights, pasta, the food co-op, hitch hiking, Travle on a Whim, you

I'd like to meet:

People. All kinds of people from anywhere. I am a huge dork when it comes to having friends. When I was growing up I lived on a commune that hosted over 100 people a year and this provided me with the ability to talk to anyone about anything. I love everyone. No matter thier creed, apearence, smell, or taste. I love them because they are people and therefore they are beatiful. But, just because I want to meet alot of people does NOT mean I want to be a friend whore. Feel free to message me, but DONT FUCKING ADD ME IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME. If I talk to you and get to know you then we can be friends, but I truely love and andmire EVERY single person on my friends list and I don't want to clutter it with a bunch of people I know nothing about. So I really would love to message you and get to know you, and then we will build a friendship . . . that is how the real world works and that is how I choose to live my myspace life.http://www.plannedparenthood.org/pp2/portal/images/port al/webzine/featureblock-srsignup-choice-sm.gif

Music:

Jonathan Culton, Beatles, Toys that Kill, Nirvana, Mitalica, Sublime, Nine Inch Nail (Trent is a God!!!), Old old Green Day, I have recently rediscoverd a love for Queen ( you can't help but to love good old Fready) Aiden (An up and comming garage band that just signed with Victory Records), Black Southern Baptist Gosspel Music, All swing and stuff from the big band era (how can you no be happy listening to that stuff) That one song about killing his parents with a guitar. Somebody told me it was the intro to wasted youth, I am not sure though. 50's Rockabilly shit, Any way that song makes me so happy. Dido, yeah i know she is kinda of a whinny bitch but she is kinda fun to sing to. Steven Lynch. Sigar Ros, The Mars Vulta, Butthole Surfers, Simon and Garfunkle, Bright Eyes, THREE LEGGED MULE, Blue Jalatie. I come from hick world so I even like select country songs but i don't even know the names, all I know is parts of the lerics. I like Afro-man for sentamental reasons, Flogging Molly, Show Tunes (Guys & Dolls and South Pacific have great songs) To me the sexiest songs ever are the national anthem on the electric guitar and Amazing Grace sung acapella by a guy with a deep voice. Alice in Chains, Regge (Ya, mon!) Led Zeplin, AC/DC, I have reseantly decided not to like Bejork. I love all the music my friends make, they are all so very talented. And Last but not least, My mom when she sings me to sleep when I am sick.

Movies:

The Princesess Bride, Back to the Furture II, The Mating Habits of Earth Bound Humans, Some Like it Hot, The Bicycle Thief, Van Wilder, Nepolian Dynomite, Final Destination, Seven, Ghoast Ship, Midget Porn, Fried Green Tomatoes, Airplane!, Con Air, Flubber, Car Pool, SIN CITY, Idol Hands, Resivoir Dogs, What the Bleep do we Know, Snow falling on ceders, Garden State (I know that is a cliche movie for my age group right now but I love natile portman) Hook, Shawshank Redemption, Natural Born Killers, Wedding Crashers (I accidently saw it three times in theaters so it has to be on this list)

Television:

Law and Order:SVU and CSI (I don't have cable right now and i can't live without my cop shows!!! Okay so i can but i miss them) Dharma & Greg (Yeah what . . . I know I am a dork) The Nanny (In the morning while i get ready for class), Family Guy, The "I love the . . ." series on VH1, Pretty much any documentry. Dagrassi: The next generation (even though i have only seen like two episodes since i moved to Bellingham) Then there are the old shows: All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Three's Company, The Cosby Show, I dream of Jenie, Bewitched, Peticoat Junctions, My Three Sons, The Brady Bunch, Hogans Heros, and of course the God of all TV . . . M*A*S*H. (I love you Alan Alda, I still wish i could have that mas children and he is like 70!)

Books:

Cider House Rules, The Century of Sex, Princsess Bride, DeVinci Code, Not The Bible, The Curage to Heal, I Love You Like a Tomato, The castle, The foundling, Biographies, The Yearling, Nancy Drew, The Boxcar Kids, My Side of the Mountain, The Hatchet, My mommies journals, The secreat of the old poast box, Narnia, Sex for One, Box Car Children and Nancy Drew (from when i was a kid), I love hystorical novels about any time prior to the fifties, espacially ones about war time. I am not sure why. Biographies about Helen Keller, Harry Hudiny, and Susan B. Anthony. I was obsessed with those three when I was younger. Political satire, even though I hate her I love reading Anne Coltaire because I think it is positivly hystarical that there are really people in this world who think like that.

Heroes:

Adam Grey, "Baby Brown", Nick Wiezmen, Max Sweetingham, Sean Waterson. I have a rule, all of my Heros must be significantly younger than me. They are all amazing boys who have taken care of me at my darkest (and drunkest) times.

My Blog

He had a seizure

Today he had a seizure, it doesn't matter who he is, just that we were there and we love him. There we were, in red square. He looked tired, didn't think much of it. Joking about the day. He made a fa...
Posted by Koleka on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

A colabritive piece (my mom and I)

A walk on Twin Brooks Trail, Through the gate, the tips of red clovers glisten sweetly on my tongue. Daisies raise their heads to usher me on my way. Mist rises from the river conjuring memories of ha...
Posted by Koleka on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:59:00 PST

Pondering Before Class

Sometimes I feel like Fairhaven is brainwashing me, making me oversensitive to the structure of society. I feel like everything has to be changed, everything is wrong and there is no answer. I worry ...
Posted by Koleka on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

Hey Ladies . . . Question It

The patriarchal society has long placed norms of appearance and behavior on women. Chinese women endured great pain when their feet were bound. Women through out Africa suffer each day as their clitor...
Posted by Koleka on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:03:00 PST

Comliments Contintued

Spencer You are one of a kind. I am so grateful for our random conversations in the kitchen. I dreamed of you before you came into my life, and I will think of you now that you are no longer living in...
Posted by Koleka on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

Ahhhh!

I worked for ten hours today. The first nine were cake, but that last one killed me! I don't know how people do it. I feel like my brain is dripping out of my ears! Ontop of that, I haven't seen anyon...
Posted by Koleka on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:11:00 PST

I never knew stuff could mean so much

I hate the idea of materialism, I always have. I hate it because with ownership comes disputes over said ownership. I have always lived by a whats mine is yours policy with the assumption that my stuf...
Posted by Koleka on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:11:00 PST

Tears

Lat night  a flood fell from my eyes. Don't know why, it just happend. Nothing sparked it, nobody kicked me in my shin, raped me, or stole my favorite pair of shoes. There wasn't even a sappy com...
Posted by Koleka on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:38:00 PST

FUCK THIS!!!!

If you think you are fat please stop reading this. I found this web site (pro-ana-nation.com) while I was working on some stuff for my female adolescence class. I am absolutely disgusted beyond belief...
Posted by Koleka on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:37:00 PST

Arguments I had today

Don't ask me if I really NEED to do it. I know the differance between NEED and WANT! We can't leave yet You have to come to town, I drove all this way just to see you. Lets go to Azteca . . . I know i...
Posted by Koleka on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:10:00 PST