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Luke

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About Me

Ayy, Im Luke Evans and I'm going to be a Stand-up comedian! I love pretty much anything that has to do with comedy. I love making people laugh and I like hanging out with my friends. Keep an eye out cause I plan to be in the clubs and entertaining you as soon as possible!

My Interests

Comedy, Stand-Up, Comedy, Stand-Up, Comedy, Stand-Up, females, movies, girls, Comedy, women, Stand-Up, music, ribs, Comedians, hoez, Dane Cook (in the most heterosexual, non-gay way possible), Stand-Up, bitchez, TV, basketball, ladies. Uhh...friends i guess? Honey baked Ham, balloons, cellular devices, beverages, unicorns, gumdrops, snowglobes, hats, open-heart surgery, left slippers, Flavored Iced Tea, Geographical convenience, soup, peaches, little tiny umbrellas that come with your tropical drink, miniature golf, frosted cheerios, the female anatomy, crayons, yahtzee, street sharks, writing, maury, oprah, capital punishment, child labor laws, Article 1225THCLMNOP of the Geneva Coneventions, monkeys reading literature under palm trees, and Stand-Up.

I'd like to meet:

My IDOLS DANE COOK!!!! AND DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!

Music:



I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Television:

Stand-Up Specials, Family Guy, Last Comic Standing, Friday Night Stand-Up, Dane Cook's Tourgasm, Comedy Central Presents, and other stuff that makes me laugh...

Books:

Knock-Knock Joke Books, Go Dog Go, 1 Fish 2 Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Good Night Moon, Where the Wild Things Are, anything by Webster. I'm a big fan of almanacs.

Heroes:

Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, and Oprah.

My Blog

4 a truly special girl...

jus think about everything and if ur not sure than jus wait, if u dont think he'd treat u like an angel then pardon my french but fuck himm cuz that's wat u deserve. Jus think about wat u think w...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST