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It's that cracka Bitch Funky!! {CWB}

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that who ever believeth in him shall

About Me

~*Stuff about me*~
~My name is Jason Turner~
~Everyone calls me Bitch Funky!!
~I was born in Indianapolis, Indiana~
~I'm 24 years old~
~I am a Juggalo~
~I have 1 brother, 1 sister, 2 neices, and 1 nephew~
~I have been to all 7 Gathering of the Juggalos~
~My friends are very important to me~
~I'm a cracka~
~People say i'm funny~
~Music is a big part of my life~
~I am almost a college graduate~
~I hope to be half the man my father is one day~
~I have tattoos and a couple piercings~
~Honor and pride are important~
~I am a hard worker~
~I am attracted to BBWs and women with real curves~
~Tattoos and piercings turn me on!~
~Hygeine is important to me~
~I spent years losing 135 pounds~
~I have been told I am the sweetest guy ever~
~I was born with a small birth defect~
~I enjoy photography~
~Haystak is my favorite MC~
~I have a Pit Bull named Baby~
~I like to dress nice sometimes~
~I love cars, new and old~
~The Simpsons is my favorite TV show ever~
~The Biggest Loser on NBC is highly inspirational~
~I'm pretty easy to please~
~I don't think that people always give me a chance~
~My best friend's name is Lee, we have known each other for over 10 years~
~I was the best man at his wedding and am the Godfather to his daughter, Abigail Lynn Stone~
~I am addicted to Diet Mountain Dew!~
~I can be extremely lazy for days on end~
~Although I love the gym~
~Homer Simpson is the man~
~I delivered pizzas for 4 years~
~I lived in Vincennes, Indiana for 3 1/2 years~
~I had to run off and hide in Asheville, North Carolina for 9 months~
~Fat people with nothing but excuses of why they are fat piss me off~
~I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I will kick your ass~
~I'm getting married!~
~I have big feet~
~Video games are the shit~
~Beer is good~
~~~more soon..

Background from Google search result ..

What kind of Muscle Car are You? (pics) 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
Cars-Driving-Racing Quizzes

My Interests

My interest include cars, The Simpsons, music, music, music, the Colts, working out, smokin' out everyday, poppin' pills, stayin' clean, lol, BBWs, just chillin' when I can.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Violent J of ICP again but on a more personal basis, kick it, smoke a blizzy, and really talk to the man. I would also like to meet Bob Harper, a personal trainer, and one of the stars of NBC's The Biggest Loser. That show helped insire me and keep me motivated, I own a couple of his exercise tapes, and he is a real genuine guy who wants to help people with their weight loss journey.

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Music:

Where to begin, of course the entire Psychopathic Family, KottonmouthKings, Haystak, T.I., Garth Brooks, Stone Sour, Rehab, Q-Strange, ClaAs, Paul Wall, Chamillionaire, lots and lots more. I live for music.
Hard To Love by Haystak MakMillion

Movies:

I don't watch alot of movies. But Dumb & Dumber is probably my fav of all time!
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

The Simpsons are number one always. The Biggest Loser, Celebrity whiny Fit Club, Family Guy, American Dad, King of the Hill, Cops, those World's (insert title here) wildest video shows, South Park is still awesome, Colts football, Drew Carey, Scrubs, The Office. I dunno, i'm sure theres others.

Books:

Don't read really. Behind the Paint by Violent J was the last book I read.

Heroes:

My Father, words cannot describe what this man has done for me throughout my entire life. I would probably be in prison today if it was not for this man. I Love you, dad.

My Blog

Fuck The White Rapper Show

Fuck racisim in all its forms...  White people make up 75% of the buying market in Hip-Hop today.  So how in the hell could you like a show that pits MCs against one another based on one sim...
Posted by It's that cracka Bitch Funky!! {CWB} on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

Check out this video: Inspiring Story! Free Hugs Campaign (Music by Sick Puppies)

Posted By:SICK PUPPIESGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by It's that cracka Bitch Funky!! {CWB} on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:43:00 PST

32 Q's

Body: 1. Do you have a college degree?Ha, i'm 2 credit hours away from one and not in school right now. 2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?Beats me3. How many hours a week do you ...
Posted by It's that cracka Bitch Funky!! {CWB} on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:58:00 PST

Just a little survey

Randoms... What was your most embarrassing moment? I really dunno, I don't enbarras easily What was the highlight of this year? Same as every year, The Gathering of the Juggalos!! Did you m...
Posted by It's that cracka Bitch Funky!! {CWB} on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:12:00 PST