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Monkey

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About Me

I am a 21 year old single male living near Brighton.Extremely handsome well bred bright bay with penchant for dressage and carrots.......

My Interests

Getting the upper hand with humans.....and food.....even better the two together......Lulling humans into a false sense of security by exhibiting impeccable behaviour only to drag them extremely fast in opposite direction once lulled suffiently..... V. Funny.... Priceless...

I'd like to meet:

My most hated enemies - the Llamaalpacaevilsmellycamellythings who live in Glynde... Where? Down a dark alley with a pair of knitting needles.. That would sort them out...Knit one pearl one.... I need to reclaim my dignity you see, post Southdown & Eridge Sponsored ride "incident".... as it was left in tatters... as was my Mum's a*se!!!!!! Well, thats a story for another day....

Music:

Snow Patrol, Cass Fox & Mozart.... especially fond of these when being plaited....

Movies:

The Usual Suspects... Hidalgo....

Television:

Only Fools & Horses..... Alan Partridge... Eastenders....Spaced

Books:

Wuthering Heights... Pride & Prejudice.... The Horse Whisperer

Heroes:

Ulla & Rusty

My Blog

Wussycat

Sadly, I have to report that my  little brother Marlin, hereby to be known as the Wussy Cat, is finally on his last strike dragging my other sibling, Josh down with him, heheheh.....More cuddles ...
Posted by Monkey on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:40:00 PST