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MIKE WEST

DATELINE -July20- American tourist SHOCKED! Middle aged buns of steel fondled by hot, naked, girl of

About Me

I'm a songwriter. (which means I don't have a real job-I spend my time "pondering" the mysteries of the universe- You know-love-and crap like that-and then I tell you all about it while I play guitar and prance around). Not NECESSARILY in a gay way. Not that-THAT isn't okay for SOME OF YOU. But I'M MARRIED...to a woman-AND I have my work. Like other writers, I have to investigate a subject before I can write anything of importance about it. And that keeps me busy. My "research" requires the consumption of lots of beer and travel to exotic destinations like Australia, Italy, Fiji, and Lawrence, Kansas.

My Interests

Music, movies, carpentry, light beer, beaches, anything electronic, sun dresses (on other people), T-shirts from all over the world (on me), Mexican food, anyone that makes me laugh.

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE, except maybe Muslims. Oh yeah, and French people. (I get a little "uncomfortable" around people who hate me and/or want to kill me). Otherwise EVERYBODY.I'm COMPLETELY open to new ideas and forms of expression.Oh, and... ACTUALLY, if I were to meet any rappers I WOULD like for them to TRY to use proper English. Cum on Boyeez-try to enunciate! You might as well USE ALL the syllables...and pull your pants up, man!But, except for that, I'd love to meet ANYONE AND EVERYONE, so that we can exchange ideas and enjoy our diversity!However, The Dixie Chicks kind of piss me off, but MAYBE, if we didn't talk politics...it might be okay.YEAH!

Music:

My songs are available from CDBABY, Napster, ITunes, Rhapsody, and many other online music sites, and of course at www.mikewest.biz

Movies:

I use the **** out of my Blockbuster card

Television:

I have 7 - like any "normal" American.

Books:

There are some around the house,but I don't think we have any batteries.

Heroes:

songwriters, film makers, stand up comics, inventors, single moms, guys who,although they suffer the pain of male pattern baldness, refuse to give up-so they buy a fancy new sports car or a motorcycle and GO TO WORK almost every day!