We are the reasons you hate Mondays but love Fridays. We hate child labor laws. We love to keep you away from your family. We do not go to lunch, we make our employees bring us back something. Your 401K is ours as well, CHA-CHING! There are no potty breaks; shitting and pissing should be done on your own time. We worship the project schedule. There should only be two things on your computer monitor: 1.) Your work and 2.) Internet porn. "Bring your daughter to work" day is only in effect if you have a hot daughter. Janitors should be seen and not heard. When the rest of the employees are out we have a "slap-boxing" contest in our boxers. We hate when others use a colon and an open parenthesis to make a happy face. Our office chairs are nicer than yours. We could sexually harass both women and men. We want testicular cancer so that we could be as cool as Lance Armstrong. Our clipboards has the ability to hold our paper and pens. We have a wet bar in our office that would make any executive wet. When we are home we have a leather and TV dinner fetish. During office potlucks the only thing we bring is our appetites. We steal other employee's coffee mugs and use them as pencil holders. The worse thing than communism is working for us. Tom sold Myspace.com to our company.
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