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About Me

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." - Proverb
- Kate Nash Lyrics ..
"Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplacable spark. In the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all, do not let the hero in your soul perish and leave only frustration for the life you deserved, but never have been able to reach. The world you desire can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it is yours." - Ayn Rand
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"Cause love is permanent, not temporary. And it's driven straight into our chests, then buried much too deep to just pull out like weeds in a garden. It's permanent, I'm sorry.." Jason Reeves"I'm gonna find another you" -Natalie Cottrell"I'm looking forward to my 30's Renee! My 20's have sucked the fuc$ a$$ $hit!" - Meredith Bartholomew (Eloquent as ever ;-P)"'Fix it....'????? 'I will call u when I put the kiddos to bed.'- Fortunately, I did not hold my breath. And also, ur myspace song sucks. Sounds like newschool wristcutting eating a tub of ice cream music."- Bobby Cottrell"Sometimes I wish I wasn't me, so I could hang out with me." -Karen"Im making sum changes baby... some crazy bitch told me I had betta put my big boy shoes on, lol ;)" - Eddie Cotter
"GET YA FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU START CALLING SOMEONE SOMETHING YOU ONLY WANT THAT PERSON TO BE...." -Pastor Michael Swanson
"What are you doing on your phone again? Are you sex-messaging him? You sick beetch." - Lexie "Chief" Hill
I have two beautiful little angels that fill my world with so much happiness. They are hilarious and teach me something new everyday. My family is very important to me...especially my three exceptionally smart and gorgeous sisters-although they are all mildly insane. We like to say that the four of us are the only hell my momma ever raised. They are my best friends in the world! I have a small group of really close friends that mean the world to me and you guys know who you are! I love to laugh, although a good majority of the time I am being laughed at. Which is even better, oddly. I have not traveled near enough in my life and I really would like to change that ASAP! I'm kind of a mess, but I like to think that I have that whole "perfectly imperfect" thing going for me! **********************************************************

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who else could I possibly need to meet when I have friends like this!

Music:

UNTOUCHABLE FACE "the infamous fuck you song" By Ani Difranco**************************************************** ************************************************************ ******************************* think i'm going for a walk now i feel a little unsteady i don't want nobody to follow me 'cept maybe you i could make you happy, you know if you weren't already i could do a lot of things and i do tell you the truth i prefer the worst of you too bad you had to have a better half she's not really my type but i think you two are forever and i hate to say it but you're perfect together so fuck you and your untouchable face fuck you for existing in the first place and who am i that i should be vying for your touch who am i bet you can't even tell me that much 2:30 in the morning and my gas tank will be empty soon neon sign on the horizon rubbing elbows with the moon safe haven of the sleepless where the deep fryer's always on radio is counting down the top 20 country songs out on the porch the fly strip is waving like a flag in the wind you know i really don't look forward to seeing you again soon. you look like a photograph of yourself taken from far far away i won't know what to do i won't know what to say so fuck you... i see you and i'm so perplexed what was i thinking what will i think of next where can i hide in the back room there's a lamp that hangs over the pool table and when the fan is on it swings gently side to side there's a changing constellation of balls as we are playing i see orion and say nothing the only thing i can think of saying is fuck you...

Movies:

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?Trent: A day.Mike: Tomorrow.Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.Trent: Yeah.Mike: So two days?Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.Charles: Then ask her where you met her.Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?Trent, Sue: Six days.

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" ..Yeah! Danelle and I are basically famous now! Looks more like an O face than giving birth I will admit! Nice job on the music during that scene Stan! HAHAHA!

Heroes:

My Aunt Vicki and my little sister Lexie. The two most amazingly generous and loving women I know! And, whoever quoted "Everything happens for a reason"

My Blog

Gold Diggers Dilemma! Hilarious! And no, Im not the one who posted the question! :)

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from Ne...
Posted by Renee on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

Words to LIVE by! ...compliments of Ashley!

There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into stayi...
Posted by Renee on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:37:00 PST

ME! According to Natalie- hahaha

..> MY numba one stunna 1) What's their first name?Patricia2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?She's an enigma...she can't be tied down, yo3) Do you know a secret about them no one...
Posted by Renee on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:17:00 PST

The Power of Boobs...according to Ayden and Ava

I love my children! Here is another one of the many reasons why.... Last night we were all 3 snuggled up in bed when my neighbor called to ask if he could borrow something. I said sure, bu...
Posted by Renee on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:21:00 PST

Ain't it the truth...

Author: Sonny Carroll A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cri...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:09:00 PST

THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!

PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, so I totally stole that idea from Josh, but I just had to know how many perv's are on my friends list! LOOKS LIKE YOUR ONE OF EM!!!! HA!...
Posted by Renee on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:42:00 PST