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Lovable Couch Potato

I love Lesbians and Porn Stars

About Me

I'm just an old drunken couch potato who doesn't give a shit about anything except watching tv, drinking beer, eating pizza and puking on my way to the toilet

My Interests

watching tv, porn, beer, pizza, puking, passing out while watching porn, scratching my balls, burping, farting, taking a good morning dump, sitting for endless hours

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet: Mz Mia Caine,Bombshell Mel,Heide Fleiss, Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Jesse Jane, Jessica Jaymes, Tera Patrick, Stephanie Swift, Nikki Benz, Janine, Kira Kenner, Ashton Moore, Nicole Sparks, Lady J, Katie Carso, Janine, Jem, Dazza, Barbie, Shanna Moakler Barker, Tyler Faith, Briana Banks, Jamie J, Tiana, Martina Warren, Lust, Ashley, Amber, Kelly Abbass, Smooch, Baby Girl, Marie Therese, Candy, Kendra, Christal Rose, Chilly, Shelbzilla, Alexa, Jewell, Callie Caliente', VA Freekin Nessa, Robyn, Tina, Rou, Jennifer Walcott, Stratt(Amber), Emily, Angela, Melissa Harrington, Jana, Guidette and a female version of myself.

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Music:

only when my cable is out

Movies:

anything rated X or has a porn queen in it

Television:

all of it baby

Books:

if it isn't on tv or dvd forget about it

Heroes:

Budweiser, Coors, Miller. Drew Carey, Dean Martin, Joe Walsh, James Hetfield, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Joe Nameth, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Bon Scott. Nuff said. ..