watching tv, porn, beer, pizza, puking, passing out while watching porn, scratching my balls, burping, farting, taking a good morning dump, sitting for endless hours
I'd like to meet: Mz Mia Caine,Bombshell Mel,Heide Fleiss, Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Jesse Jane, Jessica Jaymes, Tera Patrick, Stephanie Swift, Nikki Benz, Janine, Kira Kenner, Ashton Moore, Nicole Sparks, Lady J, Katie Carso, Janine, Jem, Dazza, Barbie, Shanna Moakler Barker, Tyler Faith, Briana Banks, Jamie J, Tiana, Martina Warren, Lust, Ashley, Amber, Kelly Abbass, Smooch, Baby Girl, Marie Therese, Candy, Kendra, Christal Rose, Chilly, Shelbzilla, Alexa, Jewell, Callie Caliente', VA Freekin Nessa, Robyn, Tina, Rou, Jennifer Walcott, Stratt(Amber), Emily, Angela, Melissa Harrington, Jana, Guidette and a female version of myself.
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only when my cable is out
anything rated X or has a porn queen in it
all of it baby
if it isn't on tv or dvd forget about it
Budweiser, Coors, Miller. Drew Carey, Dean Martin, Joe Walsh, James Hetfield, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Joe Nameth, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Bon Scott. Nuff said. ..