Art. Painting. Outsider art. Paranoid Ideation. Ants. Sock munkies. Massey Fergusson Tractors.
To be honest I would like to meet people with the potential to give me vast sums of money. or failing that, small amounts. Or failing that, an intresting conversation... Artists. Art lovers. Patrons on the arts. That sort of thing...
Loud as possible.
Donnie Darko, 101 Rekyvik, Cold Fever.
Nope.
Zen an the Art of Motorcycle Maintanence.
There are no suitable alien role models on this planet.