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jay01

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About Me

I want to be the boy that warms your mother's heart I'm so scared to take you away I tried to win her over right from the start But something always got in the way We've been sitting in your backyard for hours But she won't even come out and say hi While my mother baked a little cake for you And even dreaded when you said goodbye What kind of cartwheels do I have to pull? What kind of joke should I lay on her now? I'm inclined to go finish high school Just to make her notice that I'm aroundWell nothing I come up with seems to work It feels like everything I say is a lie And never have a felt like such a jerk I'm afraid to even open my eyes Because I really don't want her to judge me I want to her really know who I am And then, and only then she will love me Well at least that was the planIf ever a boy needed a holiday If ever a girl needed someone to hold I just hope I don't act the same way By the time that I get oldI never said I was the heir to a fortune I never claimed to have any looks But these kind of things must be important Because somebody ripped out my page In your telephone bookI want to warm her heartMyspace Graphics
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Name: jamie
Birthday: 20/06/83
Birthplace: tamworth
Current Location: kirkby in ashfield
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: ging
Height: 6ft 1 or 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: me tage aint hairy
The Shoes You Wore Today: some chunky reef shoes
Your Weakness: a big phatty
Your Fears: no big phatty
Your Perfect Pizza: texas bbq
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: eat alot of oranges
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: im stoned
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wanna go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: fook nose...my smile
Your Bedtime: late late
Your Most Missed Memory: late teens with mates
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burgerking
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont make me sick
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Shower Daily: mostly ha
Have you Been in Love: yup..currently am
Do you want to go to College: not right now
Do you want to get Married: not right now :S
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah..who else is gonna. lol
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: noway lol
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup they kewllll
Do you play an Instrument: yup,the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: mall...its a mofo shoppin centre...yanks pffft lol
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos...yanks again eh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope..i like my food cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah...i took a bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: stupid question...everyone has
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope..yet ha
Ever Shoplifted: yup when i was a lil bugger
How do you want to Die: fired from a cannon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: tall
What country would you most like to Visit: egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not fussy
Favourite Hair Color: not fussy
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: midgets need not apply
Weight: morbidly obese need not apply :O
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: way too many :O
Number of CDs I own: way too many lol
Number of Piercings: none....
Number of Tattoos: 1 on my forearm..i want more :S
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none...its the past that makes us who we are now
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My Interests

i like playin me guitar,football,kickboxing,gettin on tinternet,playin games consoles,going places,photography,drinkin and tokin and making small mudhuts for no reason at all theres a whole bunch of other stuff too that ill prolly add a bit at a time like ummm goin to gigs and goin to vw festivals....they make my brain tingle..ohh that might be narcotics actually.And check out my other profile at www.spaces.msn.com/jays-shack.


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I'd like to meet:

dead or alive :- jimi hendrix salvador dali pele steven seagal :D

Music:

whewwww oook then:- 4hero~ abdominal~ acdc~ alfie~ andy c~ arctic monkeys~ ash~ athlete~ audioslave~ the avalanches~ b.b.king~ badly drawn boy~ basement jaxx~ beastie boys~ the beatles~ the bees~ ben harper~ black rebel motorcycle club~ blink 182~ bloc party~ blur~ bo diddley~ bob marley~ boxcar racer~ the bravery~ the charalatans~ catatonia~ chemical brothers~ chuck berry~ coldplay~ common~ the coral~ crash test dummies~ cream~ creed~ cypress hill~ daft punk~ dj greenpeace~ dangermouse~ the darkness~ david gray~ dire straights~ dj format~ dj hype~ dj shadow~ dj yoda~ doves~ dre~ eagles~ eels~ elbow~ electric 6~ embrace~ eminem~ fabio~ faithless~ fall out boy~ fatboy slim~ feeder~ the feeling~ finley quaye~ flaming lips~ fleetwood mac~ foo fighters~ franz ferdinand~ free stylers~ futureheads~ gnarls barkley~ goldie~ gomez~ gorillaz~ green day~ grooverider~ guns n roses~ hal~ hard fi~ high contrast~ idlewild~ jack johnson~ janes addiction~ jay z~ jet~ jimi hendrix~ jurassic 5~ kaiser cheifs~ kanye west~ kasabian~ keane~ the killers~ kings of leon~ the kinks~ the kooks~ kt tunstall~ kula shaker~ LED ZEPPELIN~ leftfield~ LEMON JELLY~ the libertines~ magic numbers~ manics~ maximo park~ moby~ modest mouse~ muse~ the music~ nerd~ nwa~ neil diamond~ nirvana~ oasis~ the offspring~ orbital~ otis reading~ outkast~ pink floyd~ plus one~ polyphonic spree~ the prodigy~ queens of the stoneage~ the raconteurs~ radiohead~ the rapture~ razorlight~ chilli peppers~ richard ashcroft~ rollin stones~ RONI SIZE~ RYAN ADAMS~ SCRATCH PERVERTS~ sigur ross~ smashing pumpkins~ snoop dogg~ snow patrol~ THE STANDS~ starsailor~ stereophonics~ steven seagal(oh yes the fast handed one) haha~ stevie wonder~ the streets~ the strokes~ the subways~ SUPER FURRY ANIMALS~ supergrass~ sway~ system of a down~ tenacious D~ thicke~ tidy girls~ tidy boys~ tom jones(tango man strikes again)~ tone loc~ u2~ ugly duckling~ union avenue~ the verve~ the vines~ weezer~ whiskeytown~ WHITESTRIPES~ willy mason~ wolfmother~ wyclef jean~ the zutons~ the travelling willburys~ tom petty~ bob dylan~ booker t and the mg's~ james brown~ rage against the machine~ ordinary boys~ graham coxon~ busta rhymes~ black twang~ morcheeba~ dido~ moloko~ ed harcourt~ my vitriol~ gemma hayes~ turin breaks~ shy fx~ jungle brothers~ dillinja~ aphrodite~ ltj bukem~ e-z rollers~ ocean color scene~ massive attack~ groove armada~ sneaker pimps~ the clash~ paul van dyk~ tiesto~ adam f~ ed rush and optical~ pendulum~ curtis mayfield~ sly and the family stone~ go!team~ D12~ the mars volta~ david bowie~ diana ross and the supremes~ temptations~ smokey robinson~ gladys knight~ marvin gaye~ 10 cc~ the stranglers~ lynrd sknryd~ the gap band~ rod stewart~ charles wright~ sir joe quaterman~ max romeo and the upsetters~ toots and the maytals~ dillinger~ g.love~ james dean bradfield~ ray lamontagne~ CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAl~ the roots~

Movies:

uncle buck kicks ass,pure and simple,Under siege rawks too.Steven Seagal has the quickest hands in the world ummm that sounds wrong lol. Blow is a kool film too and Stir of echoes...Pirates of the carribean is cool too umm and now i have a list of some kind :S......sin city~ under siege~ the anchorman~ batman begins~ batman~ bowling for columbine~ farenheit 9/11~ nightmare before xmas~ out for justice~ the fugitive~ gladiator~ black hawk down~ apocalypse now~ hamburger hill~ the bridge over river kwai~ escape to victory~ rocky 1,2,3,4~ monster house~ texas chainsaw massacre~ mean machine~ commando~ predator~ the running man~ edward scissor hands~ usual suspects~ la confidential~ monty pyhon and the holy grail~ monty python the life of brian~ true romance~ broken arrow~ pulp fiction~ reservoir dogs~ desparado~ once upon a time in mexico~ toy story~ this years loving~ from dusk till dawn~ evil dead~ and many more that ill add as i member them... stand by me~ wild things~ gangs of new york~ saving private ryan~ casino~ exit wounds~ shaun of the dead~ ghostbusters~ groundhog day~ planes trains and automobiles~ seven~

Television:

my name is earl is cool but thats finished for now :( family guy is cool as fuck too....best animated cartoon by a mile....dont actually watch alot of telly but if i did it would mostly consist of cartoons and music based programs i reckon.ohh i missed a few things out...spaced,big train,alan partridge,seinfeld,phoenix nights,max and paddy,the mighty boosh.

Books:

anythin by bill bryson..the da vinci code is kool too...angels and demons isnt as good though....i got some simon schama history books....but thats enough nerdy shit...oh and some cookbooks lol there i go again with the nerd shit

Heroes:

my mom for bringing me up,my brother for bein an all round legend and my mates for bein,well my mates.more minor heroes would be anyone who makes music i like because music is the soundtrack to your life
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youtube vids

jus droppin a blog to let anyone know that im now signed upto youtube with vids attached the address is www.youtube.com/abdominal01     i only have 1 vid up at the mo as of 3.30pm ...
Posted by jay01 on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST

cerys

well a few of you know that i became a daddy for the first time last week and its something that you can never quite prepare for i can tell ya...i was gettin to the point of worry because i felt i sho...
Posted by jay01 on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:07:00 PST

work rage

man does work get me raged up sometimes...i wanna beat all the machinery with a fuckin big monkey wrench and then get kung fu on anythin thats within a foot of me...i gave up what i was doin because i...
Posted by jay01 on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

dreamin

well i had my first dream for ages last night..well the first i can remember and anyways it was tottaly rediculous...i had a red ferrari...why i dont know but i did and i was at a car show showin it o...
Posted by jay01 on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

wii wish u a merry xmas

tis the season to be jolly tra la la la la la laaaaaaaaa and so on..xmas is nearly here then..can u feel the excitement...... no me either..just seems that every year it takes longer and longer for th...
Posted by jay01 on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

zoo wars

haha at last i can answer soem burning question that unless i was a millinaire anbd slightly dodgy i might never find the answers..anyways this involves zoo tycoon...and..i ...can....pit animal vs ani...
Posted by jay01 on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:38:00 PST

new car whoooooop

woooo i got a new car albeit its a saxo which is a 106 with a different badge but anyways its alot newer and doesnt sound as though it may shit its pants when a corner heads my way...there was a littl...
Posted by jay01 on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST

who said pain is good

monday morning then and ive just started back at work for the week..i mean thats shit enough eh but then add to that the fact my back feels like its took a kicking from the karate kid and the week jus...
Posted by jay01 on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST

angry grrr grrr

ok so im due an mot in less than 2 weeks and my car (heap of shit) decides that it needs a new gearbox and driveshafts...this saddens me because i dont wanna pay for it so now i got a dilemma do i fuc...
Posted by jay01 on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

little questions (sanity gone in)

well its 3.18 and i have a couple of questions on my mind...why their there i dont know but they are anyyyyways what...just what if the moon was made of cheese...suppose that huh...what would the eart...
Posted by jay01 on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:32:00 PST