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Ty

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About Me

I am a brilliant human being, who dudes want to be, and who chicks want to slap in the face. Generally, most people hate me, but that's ok, because i hate them too. You all can just go to hell. MySpace Layout Editor MySpace Generators MySpace Comments MySpace Codes Icon Collages
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My Interests

licking stamps, selling panties, pick-up basketball, giving the bird to old people, Halo 3 (you wont touch me), lachrymology, playing my four-string, peeing down slides, among many other things.

I'd like to meet:

Well, jesus christ ofcourse. I would ask him what type of conditioner he uses. His hair is always so silky smooth
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Music:

tool, nine inch nails , dimebag, opeth, katatonia, liquid tension experiment, muse, acroma, a perfect circle,puscifer,acid bath, devin townsend, praxis, 311, sublime, scott pifer (that mother fucker's bad), eternal eclipse, victor wooten, attack of the giant squid, your mom plays a good dick, mars volta, aesop rock, dimmu borgir,pink floyd, deadboy and elephant man, isis, incubus, les claypool, buckethead, and... am i forgetting something? probably.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, any kevin smith and quentin tarantino flicks, akira, fight club, porno,kung pow, office space, super troopers, dawn of the dead... etc., etc.

Television:

californication, entourage, it's always sunny in philadelphia,phoenix suns basketball, dragonball z, south park,24 and that's pretty much it

Books:

DMT:The Spirit Molecule

Heroes:

That fat kid from the Goonies

My Blog

Had it coming

What goes around comes around. You deserved this. Dont try to make sense of it. They couldnt make sense of it when you did it to them. You deserve this. It hurts because it's supposed to. Th...
Posted by Ty on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

Boners and Cunts and Cheese, Oh my!

Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks, a famous man once said. This, i must say from experience, is true. You see, man is a funny thing. At first glance, he is just a walking boner with the relentless ...
Posted by Ty on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

check out myspace.com/slavesoftheproduct666

 A new(remake of) band is in the 1st stages of production. Drummer, singer, guitarist needed. Check out myspace.com/slavesoftheproduct666. Warning: your soul is in danger
Posted by Ty on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

how i became what i am...

Late, it was that night, when i awoke from a horrible dream. I slipped out of bed, and made my way to the bathroom. Had to take a shit real bad. Groggy, i turned the light on to fancy myself in the mi...
Posted by Ty on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST