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Loren

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About Me

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Yo, I'm Loren, or Lauryn if you're a spazzy named John, I'm 20 and just getting over a mid-midlife crisis I had since turning 20 and thinking I was old.
I'm in third year at Edinburgh University studying Biology, I'm pretty clever when I feel like it. I love living in Edinburgh, but Fife will always have a special place in my heart-even if it's only for the Red Puddings,nothing to do with any of my friends from there or anything...
When I finish Uni, I really really really really want to go to America, go to the Warped Tour, visit San Diego, see all my family and friends that live there, and drive a big huge pink Cadillac-and I will actually do it, promise!
When Uni isn't getting in the way, I like going for a beer, or several-if I say 'coming out for a beer' it means come party with me. I also like going to gigs, going shopping and for some reason I'm currently addicted to Dundee and have spent most of my time over the past two months sitting on a Megabus. The main reason I went used to be for the chips and cheese-they used to be awesome there right up until the rubbish they gave me on Saturday after Capdown - from best to worst chips and cheese in one night!
I like Blink 182 a whole lot-I met them once and Mark wore my bracelet on stage, true story!
Jeremy Clarkson is awesome, I can't say it enough, I usually 100% agree with everything he says-it's all true, and in my opinion he should rule the whole world.
My favourite kind of people are the people that actually DO things, people that are willing to do something fun spontaneously (or at very short notice)-people that like adventures!
Also, I hate bad grammar and poor spelling, there really is no need for it-how can you get your point across seriously when you can't put capitals, apostrophes and commas in the right place?!
I like the word 'Awesome' and if I call you spazz, mong or anything similar it's a term of endearment, I swear!
Oh aye, and if I die before Richard does, he owes me a tenner so make sure he gives me it!

My Interests


I'm scared of this:

I'd like to meet:

I really fancy old men with curly hair, especially these ones:
This man is a genius...

...this guy is a hero, enough said...

...and this handsome man also happens to be one of the most awesome authors ever - words cannot describe how much I LOVE his books!


'Outside Styx's apartment was not the first time Rochester and I had met, nor would it be the last. We first encountered each other at Hayworth House in Yorkshire when my mind was young and the barrier between reality and make-believe had not yet hardened into the shell that cocoons us in adult life. The barrier was soft, pliable, and, for a moment, thanks to the kindness of a stranger amd the power of a good storytelling voice, I made the short journey-and returned.'

Thursday Next-A Life in SpecOps

Music:


Blink 182 most of all.....

No Use For A Name
New Found Glory
NOFX
Lagwagon
Reel Big Fish
Millencolin
Plus 44
The Gimmes
Golfinger,
The Fullblast
Mad Caddies
Much The Same,
Consumed
Belvedere
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At The Disco
Hellogoodbye
Osker
The Offspring
The Ataris
The Transplants
Capdown
Howards Alias
Josie and the Pussycats
Bon Jovi
Lordi
Linkin Park
Papa Roach
Avenged Sevenfold
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Iron Maiden
Hinder
Steel Dragon
Motley Crue
Kiss
DragonForce
Dream Evil
Sonata Arctica
Blind Guardian
Edguy
Aces High....

Movies:

Josie and the Pussycats
Shawshank Redemption
Every Kevin Smith movie
Most Tarantino movies(...except Jackie Brown)
All Tim Burton Movies
Benny and Joon
Sahara
Crybaby
Lucky Number Slevin
Smokin' Aces
The Little Mermaid
The Departed
Goodfellas
Blow
Blood Diamond
Pan's Labyrinth

Television:

Top Gear
South Park
Scrubs
8 Simple Rules
Coupling
Neighbours
Home and Away
Ally McBeal
Ugly Betty

Books:

I Love Reading! ALL Jasper Fforde and Douglas Adams, as a rule!
Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss, more people should read this book then you won't piss me off so much with terrible grammar.
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest-Ken Kesey
The Bullet Trick-Louise Welsh
Espedair Street-Iain Banks
Brother Grimm-Craig Russell
Books by Clarkson-genius
The Book of Lost Things-John Connolly
The Wee Free Men & Wintersmith-Terry Pratchett

Heroes:

Jeremy Clarkson, Matt and Trey, Jasper Fforde, Jeff from Coupling, Dr.Cox

My Blog

Halloweeeeeeen....!!

Tonight me and sam made pumpkins for Halloween....it's the first time i've made one by myself!! I unorginally called mine jack, he is very very cool though and i love him!! Although you really s...
Posted by Loren on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 02:03:00 PST

Everybodies doing the Fish....Yeah yeah yeah!!

Alrighty....this is my first blog, i'm only writing it to share the absolute AWESOMENESS of Reel Big Fish on Monday night in Aberdeen.......... Fuck AYE! It was a totally ace gig! I have honestly nev...
Posted by Loren on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:19:00 PST