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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHi there. I'm DJ. I play guitar and sing in one band and bass in another.

asides from that i spend my time being awesome.

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My Blog

Quizzle fo' shizzle

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?Start the water, then get in. My shower would burn the fuck out of me if i did it the other way!2.) Do you read...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 22:16:00 GMT

Cause christina asked

yass man 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. D...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 04:44:00 GMT

Bums

bums as fuck. :(
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:47:00 GMT

The ADHD Chronicles

Right. When i was little, i had Attention Defecit and Hyperactive Disorder. Except when i was a kid (in the late 80's) ADHD didn't exist, it was just a crazy theory in some liberal psycology books. As...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 18:11:00 GMT

Am i a stupid cunt?

This seems to be my problem as far as girls are concerned...tell me if i'm just delusional...or if there's maybe a case for it. I was hanging out (semi drunk) at the nether inn tonight, in dundee. M...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 17:28:00 GMT

Application

You know, I always see girls doing long, drawn out boyfriend applications as a vain excuse to lure unsuspecting, horny, teenage boys into telling them how 'hawt' they are as a means of validating thei...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 04:25:00 GMT

Tales from AutoUser: Relief

One day i was hanging out at work, me and my good friend Jonathan were having a game of 'Custard' in which we try to see who can fit the word 'custard' the most times into a call. He was beating me 6-...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jul 2005 11:31:00 GMT

gay quiz

BASICS * Name: David stuart Jess * Birthday: October 14th 1986 * Eyes: Green/brown * Hair: brown * Height: 6'1 and 1/2 * Shoe Size: 9 * Who lives with you: mum and dad * When is your bedtime?:...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Mar 2005 09:29:00 GMT

Bored

John told me to do this. I am his love slave. Booya! I AM: Dave Awesome, King of Metal I WANT: to rock out, really hard. really lots, right now. for some reason I HAVE: to play at least an h...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jan 2005 17:12:00 GMT

Drunk

Woooooooo! I'm drunk. Me, 12-guage, Johnny, Claire, Jacko and Hazel are all bringing the drunken mosh Hoooooray for us. Scott and hazel are eating each other, it's yucky. but it does funny th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:58:00 GMT