My life constantly repeats itself.I go to work,come home,sit on the couch,eat,get online,get drunk,and watch net porn until bedtime.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Your Stepdad
Birthday: I hadnt invented the calendar yet
Birthplace: This stupid town
Current Location: in front of my puter
Eye Color: blue-now blew...thats what your mom did
Hair Color: shaved bald
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: asshole
The Shoes You Wore Today: didnt fit right
Your Weakness: free beer
Your Fears: dehydration
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to find those damned cuff keys for your mom
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: douchebag
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I need to buy beer today???
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy stomach/forehead cushion
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont miss anything
Pepsi or Coke: diet dr.pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: dating is a waste of time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.....White Power!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: only if I'm not properly lubed
Do you Swear: only when I'm awake
Do you Sing: all day long
Do you Shower Daily: yes..sometimes twice cause your mom is DIRTY
Have you Been in Love: still am
Do you want to get Married: yes..but my wife would be PISSED
Are you a Health Freak: dude....look at me....
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when Lightning causes fires
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HA HA HA!!!!HA HA HA!!!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope...been lubed properly
In the past month have you been on Drugs: painkillers man
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: your moms name is Oreo???
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Is that your sister??
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i dunno...check your pockets
Ever been Drunk: Nope...tolerance too high now
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: nope..just off and kinda to the left
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: taking a dump on your chest
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ME
What country would you most like to Visit: I think I'll stay here
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: creamy white
Favourite Hair Color: creamy white
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: waist high
Weight: light enough to do tricks
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: a million billion
Number of CDs I own: all of them i think
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not having more kids
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