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About Me

A thousand years ago, in the future a child will be born. He will be at the moment of his birth crowned King of East Jersey. He will be breast fed cocktails, while muscly italians in wife beaters act as his bodyguards. At age 3 he meets Benjamin Harrison, who has developed the worlds first time machine. With which he and Harrison return to the past in order to re-rewrite the future, for the purpose of saving humanity from Midgets. from Space. But there was a miscalculation, and when they returned to the future it was actually still the past. However, a warped and alternate past. Harrison and the child spent the next 14 years in the Cambodian Jungles, fighting off pygmy apes armed with photon Bananas. Until one day when the two stumbled upon an alien space craft, hundreds of years old, and covered in mud (or poo?). Harrison and the boy developed, then, a new time machine. which took them back to their respective times.that boy was me. also Benjamin Harrison is gay. but dont tell anybody. best radiohead vid

My Interests

bacon

I'd like to meet:

myselfWARNING: this page of internets may induce seizuring

Music:

rock

Heroes:

RIP

My Blog

stagnation

now i get it stale and brittle overused and overrated i need something new to add some spice or this stagnation will lead to further depression yeah, yeah more sappy bullshit wheres my black swan?...
Posted by respect my moustache on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:14:00 PST

chicago

some lame things about this weekend, to get them out of the way: broken guitar not seeing any of qotsa riding in a full car for hours upon end/chicago traffic spending a shit ton of money Wisconsin 8...
Posted by respect my moustache on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:32:00 PST

tomorrow night

tomorrow fucking night I will be packed in what will hopefully be a smoke-filled automobile somewhere in Northwestern Indiana aka THE REGION cause this fool is seeing Rage Against the fucking Machine ...
Posted by respect my moustache on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

he hate me

Life hates me. Why? I don't really know for sure, I always found myself a pleasent guy. However, I've decided to not let my pessimism get in the way this time, folks. Not that it hasn't gotten me in...
Posted by respect my moustache on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST

what’re you allergic to?

I honestly dont even know.. Last night I got to spend another glorious few hours in the ER; red, puffy, and covered in spots. No idea, at all, what caused it. What else? Oh yeah! I slept on getting In...
Posted by respect my moustache on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

its called speed stick, its not expensive

so I've found myself back where I started from full circle content with the way things are but, really, wanting much much more maybe it's not out of reach, but it hasn't ever felt like it wasn't.. an...
Posted by respect my moustache on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:17:00 PST

the exodus

so far, off to a good start 21 will be a good year.. gots me a ticket to Rage + QOTSA in Aug. requesting the whole weekend off today. that shit will be a blast, and I'm excited about having something ...
Posted by respect my moustache on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

they shore do grow up fast

your boy's gonna be 21 on Monday so, to anybody who knows me.. be prepared to find me in a puddle of vomit Tuesday afternoonish not really though well... maybe and anyone who would like to join in on...
Posted by respect my moustache on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST

we usually take ol niggas garments

so I found me some whiskey in my bedroom and now I drink so what up with you folks? I got nothing to say really. just bored. very bored. man, I got fucking bruises all over my damn self. look like an ...
Posted by respect my moustache on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

last cigarette

i want to do something today besides work when was the last time i went outside? tired of sitting and waiting around if you couldn't tell by the name change im officially running for president so vo...
Posted by respect my moustache on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:38:00 PST