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About Me

There is peanut butter in my smoothie!
First off, no matter how much you read, study, examine and laugh at my page... you do not know me until we meet.
I have been through some crazy shit (who hasnâ€™t though?) and my life completely changes about every 2 years. I am a totally free spirit and nobody can tie me down. I got me some damn rocket packs full of inspiration and goals and if you try to stop me, I'll release my posse of ninjas. I'm totally serious. They WILL eff you up.
I will not try to impress you, but I will try to make you laugh.
I will not change, I will confuse you.
Be careful, at any random moment I may be recording the conversation between us. ;)
There is a bug on my monitor right where I'm typing.
I take candid pictures, I cannot pose without a stupid look on my face or some other sort of sight gag.
Fuck. Cars. (Bikes are cool though)
I'm level headed and very down to earth, I just happen to have CRAZY dreams. :)
Canned beans.
I will help any one of my friends in a time of need if I am at all possible.
I do not drink or smoke but don't let me stop you.
I also seem to fall asleep easily....
(que typical MySpace slideshow)
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Sometimes, I find myself thinking I want to be somewhere else... somewhere like where Pee Wee used to live. That would be supa cool. I would drool because it is supa cool. I wish I could run into alot of money like Peter Griffin and create it in my living room. That would be outrageous! AHHHHH!!! I SAID THE SECRET WORD!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yeah, that's right, I'm an idiot. Sexy, right?
I LOVE TO DANCE. PERIOD.I am that guy who goes to a party without knowing more than one or two people but acts like he has been there since grade school and greets everyone with a "HEY! WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON MAN?! BEEN A WHILE, EH?!" just for the look on their face then grabs the microphone and sings karaoke to whatever song he fancies and rocks the damn house (ever seen somebody perform BOTH parts to "Paradise by the Dashboard lights?) also while dancing to any beat he can find and making up moves as I go.
Having a party? Call me.
So I was just fired from Minuet Maid... They said something about how I couldn't concentrate... or something
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Give me a conversation, and you'll never go hungry...

I fight for justice!

We need some THRILLER! You're allowed to talk to me as long as you're not some psycho weirdo.

The TRUTH ABOUT MYSPACE...If you want to get down...
Down on the ground...
COCAINE

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meat you in the face

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stop it! freak!

I'd like to meet everyone who had anything to do with the songs I've selected to play for you in my playlist:

Ashley, the water bearing gnome, is having trouble not spilling her alcohol. Watch...

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In all seriousness, I want to meet you if you have goals, determination and drive. If you still have fun but know when to get the shit done, I want to meet you. If you have no problems leaving everything you know in order to achieve everything you ever wanted, I want to meet you. If you hate the comfort zone, I want to meet you. If you are a witty and smart, I want to meet you. If you constantly drive to better yourself purely for the benefit of expanding your knowledge, I want to meet you. If you're single, I want to meet you. :P

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So,

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what are YOU doing for the rest of your life??

Music:

Listen to this small playlist and you can get a TASTE of my intrests...

MUSE,
Green Day,
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes,
Ghoti Hook,
Blue Man Group,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Garbage,
ICP
Tsunami Bomb,
Alkaline Trio,
Cake,
Gaelic Storm,
The Killdares,
Primus,
Rancid,
Beastie Boys (older stuff),
The White Stripes,
The Urge,
Sublime,
Aerosmith,
Rammstein,
The Cure,
Violent Femms,
Weezer,
Rage Against The Machine,
Dennis Leary,
Tenacious D,
The Beatles,
Reel Big Fish,
They Might Be Giants,
Pink Floyd,
Metallica,
Dropkick Murphy's,
Radiohead,
Paul Oakenfold,
The Verv,
Blues Traveler,
Misfits,
Toadies,
No Doubt,
Men Without Hats,
Foo Fighters,
AFI,
Incubus,
Group X,
The Pixies,
Dirty Vegas,
Rob Zombie,
White Zombie,
The Clash,
ZZ Top,
Dashboard Confessionals,
Ben Folds,
The Cranberries,
Soft Cell,
Oasis,
Dust Brothers,
The Bloodhound Gang,
Boston,
Queen,
Sugarcult,
OK Go,
Bass America,
Extreme,
Henry Phillips,
Socialburn,
Gravity Kills,
Green Jelly,
Meat Puppets,
Spike Jones,

I need you now tonight!
I fuckin need you more then ever!

Movies:

Just call me
Mr. KE-O-MY-GOD! :-D
To get an idea of my favs, this is my top ten list:
1) Memento
2) Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain, Le
3) Usual Suspects, The
4) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5) Fight Club
6) Singin' in the Rain
7) Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
8) Kill Bill Vol 1&2
9) Evil Dead Trilogy
10) Star Wars 4-6
11) Young Frankenstein
12) Kung Pow - Enter the Fist
13) Farris Bueler's Day Off
14) Groundhog Day
15) Rocky Horror Picture Show, The
16) Scarface
17) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
18) Sideways
19) Fifth Element, The
20) Operation Take down (free kevin!)
21) Shaolin Soccer
22) Who Framed Roger Rabbit
23) Unbreakable
24) Super Troopers
25) Once Upon A Time in Mexico
26) 40 Days and 40 Nights
27) Beavis and Butthead do America
28) Garden State
29) Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
30) Snatch
er... was that more than 10??

Television:

24, Seinfeld, X-men, Simpson's, Family Guy, Mr. Show, Futurama, Scrubs, etc

Books:

Fight Club, Jonny The Homicidal Maniac, and The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

Heroes:

Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Luc Besson, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Bloodhound Gang, Muse, ANY standup comedian, more to come...

People who can DANCE LIKE A MOTHER EFFER!
Feist - 1234
I LOVE STANDUP. PERIOD.
View some of my favorites here.

Brian Regan is damn good at what he does... Some Louis CK... and everybody loves some Mitch... and definatly Zac attack... The Umbilical Brothers (always a treat)

My Blog

Thanks Linda

Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clearAnd I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer. It's driven me before, and it seems to have a vague, haunti...
Posted by KEO! on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

LOOKIE WHAT I DID!

This is what I was doing in Denver. See if you can find me...I'm the one in the tux. In case that doesn't work, here's the link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IZufPKskQAYeah, it was a fun ti...
Posted by KEO! on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST

HELL YEAH!

I just got myself out of debt! ... This is a good start. :-) Please don't hate me.
Posted by KEO! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:52:00 PST

Oh shit...

I just realized how boring I could let my life get. Let's try to make sure that doesn't happen! ;-)
Posted by KEO! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:45:00 PST

I'm as hot as Jonny Depp

I figured I was attractive, but shit, this seals it. :-POf course, I'm not sure how Heidi Klum got mixed in... ...
Posted by KEO! on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

whoa...

I feel so enlightened right now... Yay...
Posted by KEO! on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Definition of HOTHANDS...

For those of you who don't know what HotHands is... I weep I don't know what the world is coming to. It is indeed a sad day. You poor sheltered children. What kind o...
Posted by KEO! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST

Alcahol, Tobacco, and Firearms...

I just had the most fufilling weekend of my life. Followed by one of the dumbest things I've done in my life. Followed by a week of exhaustion. That makes me want to blow shit up. Smoke things...
Posted by KEO! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

How to date (and how to ACTUALLY date)

(My comments in parentheses) This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. with girls.. (We'll see) 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [wit...
Posted by KEO! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:04:00 PST

Just when I tought 2006 couldn't get any more interesting

FUCK! (I'll explain later) (when it's safe)
Posted by KEO! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:20:00 PST