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jeff finck

i cheez like a girl.. apparently.. whatever the hell that means. katie likes it! :)

About Me

so i am bringing this to you live and in charge.. large.. large and in charge. i am me. if you want to know anything about me, ask.. i'm 100 percent up front, honest.. and to know me is to love.. someone.. maybe me.. no promises..

oh! and i'm kind of a tank when it comes to fighting crime. no joke. i protect all that is unprotected. with my mind. and if wrong has come to you, it just means that i wasn't within a 5 mile radius to prevent it. true story.

or if you're only interested in my art, then just add my art page by clicking this image and then clicking "add to friends" when you get there...

My Interests

making katie laugh.. i know, i know.. it's not the hardest thing to do in life... but it makes me smile. and i really like art. muchly so. i am very much out of practice though, so now my interests involve people who send me art work to view.. whether it is theirs or just someone they like.. i love music and movies. i need more. if you have dvds and cds you don't like, i am very interested in taking those. so you should just give them to me. like it's my birthday. because it is. so you give 'em to me. do it... dooooo ittttt....

I'd like to meet:

aiye leik peepel hoo donte noe houe tyoo speel. thowse peepel shood adh mee..
and whoever the hell wrote this.. so i can sue them for stealing my personality and putting it in a video!

Powerthirst
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whoever made its sequel:

whoever makes brawndo.. or its commercials:

or the third one.. because the second one.. not so funny.. so it will not be shown.. but the 3rd one will be! now!!!

Music:

music.
so much variety,
your head would explode.

a cd list for you...
my mo' effin' cd list!!!!

and it has grown since that list was made.

Movies:

just ask me if i own something. if it's good and not relatively new, i probably do. because i haven't been able to *afford* buying dvds or cds.. :( sad, i know.

Television:

television is irrelevant. and the fact that i don't have it saves me money! yay!

Books:

book this!
book it!
(man, i miss "book it!")
speaking of which.. a new hero is being added...

Heroes:

heroes are for people who don't belive in themselves.
soooo.... my heroes are as follows (click on their pictures!!!!:

christopher walken

alan cumming

bill nighy (no, not bill nye)

bill nye (no, not bill nighy)

brian cox

ian mckellen

rip torn

john c mcginley

gary busey!

levar burton!
i'm sure there are more... later.

My Blog

misdirection is the best way to deal with the pain

smart coins in tin cans make just the right noise, when all you're looking for is the sweet sound of metal on metal..  it's all cookies and milk, really.  and i won't settle for anything le...
Posted by jeff finck on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

1 down..

overexposed.  bleached out.stretched out over a canvas.. with synthetic blood.photogenic to the point of breaking eyes..and look how wide i can smile!.its a subtle sadness.so subtle, you can...
Posted by jeff finck on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 05:11:00 PST

my skin has marks from laying down too long..

i forgot how to paint.i forgot how to sing.i forgot how to create!and it seems i've even forgotten how to bring words to use.  what once was paydirt-- a veritable cash-cow of wisdom and intellect...
Posted by jeff finck on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:25:00 PST